Daily Rotten Archives January 7, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 "God told me to do it" tylerpaper.com | Submitted by: Reid Fleming "Sheriff J. B. Smith told the newspaper on Sunday that investigators found Shearer’s body with chunks of flesh cut out, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a plate of human flesh with a fork on the kitchen table in the brick home..." Read article... Comments (452) Boy Beats Baby Wire Services | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "A 12-year-old boy beat a toddler to death with a baseball bat because she was crying while he was trying to watch TV..." Read article... Comments (48) Violent Films Reduce Violence Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: azazrael One report says potential criminals watch the fictional villains instead: "You're taking a lot of violent people off the streets and putting them inside movie theaters." ... "In the short run, if you take away violent movies, you're going to increase violent crime." Read article... Comments (39) NOM NOM NOM Reuters | Submitted by: redrubberballs "We must come to the conclusion that she has eaten her baby" Read article... Comments (29) Teens charged with microwaving kitty Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: furpo Also: Child Molester Chokes On Hot Dog, Dies Read article... and This article... Comments (50) Mickey kicks kids to the curb Tampa Bay's 10 News | Submitted by: sumdumfuk Kids not allowed at swanky restaurant inside Florida park. Read article... Comments (34) Chummy News Corporation | Submitted by: SnappyPubes "We threw him a fish but he wasn't really interested in it..." Read article... Comments (21) Albino Gators Nabbed New York Daily News | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers Also: Kodak Memories Read article... and This article... Comments (15) Man brings grenade into ER WDIV-TV 4 Detroit | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Police said the man is in custody and is undergoing evaluation." ... Meanwhile: Busted for spray painting stuff (signs, cops), Read article... and This article... Comments (14) Bridge Suicide charleston.net | Submitted by: pussinboots "I glanced over at the jogging area, and I saw someone just release and let go." Read article... Comments (18) Iranian Follies Wire Services | Submitted by: TheIdiot "In Iranian fleet of high-speed boats charged at and threatened to blow up a three-ship U.S. Navy convoy passing near Iranian waters, then vanished as the American ship commanders were preparing to open fire..." Read article... Comments (102) Convenience Store Beat Down WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: Chompy Lady Read article... and This article... Comments (26) Mystery Acid-Filled Soda Bottles San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Nick "If it is someone pulling a prank, it sure is a pretty dangerous prank." Read article... Comments (22) "subtle deviousness" BBC | Submitted by: Andrew The Great "Charles Fox had permission from the mothers of the six and seven-year-old girls to take pictures, but..." Read article... Comments (13) Fail at Bonnie and Clyde KCCI | Submitted by: RRB Woman Sneaks Shotgun Into County Jail Read article... Comments (12) Anne Frank: The Musical Guardian | Submitted by: anonymous "It might not seem the most obvious material for a song-and-dance number, but..." Read article... Comments (29) Naked Pictures of the Mayor News and Observer | Submitted by: Crapola "Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist created a stir with her MySpace page, where at one time anyone could see photos of her on one of the town's fire engines, clad only in a black bra and panties." Read article... Comments (33) Nokia Water Crisis Der Spiegel | Submitted by: bastardo_kamonohashi "Meanwhile, the city government is only certain of one thing: The scandal must not go down in the annals of history as the Nokia Water Crisis -- a development they fear could do serious damage to the telecommunications giant's international reputation." Read article... Comments (16) Evil kitten lures woman to her death KOAT | Submitted by: gorg "Detectives said it's likely she drowned and the kitten climbed out over her." Read article... Comments (40)