Daily Rotten Archives January 8, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Killed for Sport BBC | Submitted by: Munchkin "I am not going down for a muppet." Read article... Comments (514) Corpse Heat Daily Mail | Submitted by: KentuckyFriedPubes "Instead of letting the gases emitted by cremation escape into the atmosphere, councils want to use [crematoriums] to heat radiators or even generate electricity." Read article... Comments (62) Goats Are Delicious Daily Mail | Submitted by: Spookbabe "The smiling children giggled as they patted the young goat on its head and tickled it behind the ears. Some of the more boisterous ones tried to clamber onto the animal's back but were soon shaken off with a quick wiggle of its bottom." Read article... Comments (156) Running With Scissors tbo.com | Submitted by: Crapola "Cancio started an argument with the girl by insulting her..." Read article... Comments (31) Teach children to worship Satan!! AOL | Submitted by: RE13 "Alabama police arrested two men they described as satanists Sunday in connection with a string of arsons and vandalisms at rural churches. Satanic graffiti was left behind at some of the scenes, including the Woodland Baptist Church in Ladonia." Read article... Comments (27) Here, have some mice Reuters | Submitted by: gimmer99 ""We are taking this matter seriously and have begun a full investigation with the authorities to determine how this happened and ensure it is resolved," United Airlines said in a statement. "It would be inappropriate for us to comment further at this stage as the investigation is currently under way." Read article... Comments (16) Middle School Sex Assault WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Flossy666 The victim's mother said her daughter hasn't been the same since the incident. "She's quiet now," the victim's mother said. "She's not playing or laughing, you know, like her usual self." ... Also: Who was that masked man? Read article... and This article... Comments (22) Nursing Home Murder-Suicide Mansfield News-Journal | Submitted by: shoal "A man brought a small handgun into a nursing home, shot his wife in her room and then shot himself..." Read article... Comments (27) Cops accuse teacher of sending nudie pix to boy Wire Services | Submitted by: texasman1000 Elsewhere: Dog steps on loaded shotgun, kills teacher Read article... and This article... Comments (29) Maternity Leave from High School Denver Post | Submitted by: anonymous "Pregnant students in a Denver high school are asking for at least four weeks of maternity leave so they can heal, bond with their newborns and not be penalized with unexcused absences." Read article... Comments (68) Magic Spell Goes Bad KCCI | Submitted by: sumdumfuk "Autopsy results won't be available for several days. The cause of the fire remains under investigation." Read article... Comments (27) Why Naples is drowning in garbage CNN | Submitted by: cnrl trash service "The garbage crisis in Naples encompasses the worst Italian clichés, and in particular those of the southern part of this lovely peninsula: mismanagement, political interference, mafia profiteering and the ability of those responsible to deflect the attention and the blame elsewhere." Read article... Comments (12) House Attacks London Telegraph | Submitted by: DeathousePubes "Loads of people came to dig out the girl from the rubble. I could not look any more because she was in such a bad way. She was all burnt and battered." Read article... Comments (7) Dumbass "pulls over" off-duty cop WUSA-9 | Submitted by: fyremanjef "In Virginia, an Annandale man accused of impersonating a police officer made an incredibly unlucky choice." Read article... Comments (22) FUCK San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous Bill Would Ban Swearing in Bars Read article... Comments (65)