Daily Rotten Archives January 10, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 When you care enough to send the very best KIRO-TV 7 Seattle | Submitted by: anonymous Jason Michael Fife's lawyer Henry Hilles says his client -- quote -- "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody." Read article... Comments (459) Left for Dead San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: EU "Gardner observed brain matter all over the place when assessing Smith and decided he could do nothing for her..." Read article... Comments (115) Sued for bad smack BBC | Submitted by: Bullshit Fluffy "I sued him for negligence... for selling me drugs and getting me hooked when I was vulnerable." ... She said she hoped her case would inspire others to sue drug dealers. Read article... Comments (52) Poop prints lead cops to suspect WXII-TV 12 Piedmont | Submitted by: B DIDDY "A Durham man accused of drunkenly driving into a yard was found after police followed a smelly trail of dog feces footprints." Read article... Comments (27) Baby Soup South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers "A grandmother pleaded no contest today to aggravated manslaughter and aggravated child abuse for the death of a 3-year-old boy who was dipped in scalding water as punishment and left to suffer for a week until dying." Read article... Comments (84) Jizz Master Sun | Submitted by: dirtydes "Controversial performance artist Jordan McKenzie, 40, has made 55 images by ejaculating over canvas and sprinkling carbon over the results to immortalise them." ... Probably related: Wank-A-Thon Copenhagen Read article... and This article... Comments (69) "Father? Yes, son? I want to kill you..." Carroll County Times | Submitted by: mencken "Homer Phelps also wrote in the application for the protective order that his son is mentally unstable. In his worst phases, Draper Phelps wanted to kill his father in order to marry his mother, according to the application." Read article... Comments (28) Naked dude busted viewing, uh, wildlife South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "The defendant admitted to taking his clothes [off] to view the wildlife." Read article... Comments (30) Nice mugshot, dude San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: mixermike "man cited for three DUIs over holidays" Read article... Comments (31) The Secret Cause of Flame Wars Wired | Submitted by: anonymous "The reason for this is egocentrism, or the difficulty some people have detaching themselves from their own perspective..." Read article... Comments (29) Old woman manages to die in leaf fire KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Joe Penison "Neighbors said it appeared to be a tragic accident." Read article... Comments (27) NYC celebrates toilet cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers "Few toilets -- if any -- have ever received the level of government and media fanfare that greeted the new public pay potty that opened today in Madison Square Park." Read article... Comments (19) Mother Smothers Daughter Charlotte Observer | Submitted by: snatch "A mother who authorities believe killed her 9-year-old daughter and herself wrote a note saying she couldn't go on and was saving her daughter the pain of growing up motherless." Read article... Comments (35) I will gladly pay you Friday for a lapdance today Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: Alias47 "An Aurora woman who said she fought off an attacker was actually seeking revenge against the man when she went to police, authorities said Wednesday -- she was angry that she wasn't paid for a $100 private lap dance." Read article... Comments (13) How does Lunchtime Lipo work? Nobody knows BBC | Submitted by: Crapola "The danger is that instead of going out looking more beautiful the patient goes out maimed or disfigured." Read article... Comments (27)