Daily Rotten Archives January 11, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Boy playing trains wreaks havoc The Scotsman | Submitted by: anonymous "A Polish schoolboy who turned a city's tram network into a giant toy by manoeuvring rolling stock using a TV-style remote control has been arrested after he caused chaos on the public transport system." Read article... Comments (592) Jesus Aroused Sun | Submitted by: redrubberballs Outrage over His huge wang ensues. Read article... Comments (97) "a frenzied and sustained knife assault" BBC | Submitted by: Munchkin "A murderer who stabbed a man 80 times went on to pose for a mobile phone picture alongside the victim's body..." Read article... Comments (30) Pocket Man Nabbed Aftenposten | Submitted by: PluckyPubes Police catch creepy Pocket Man: "The suspect is known for cutting holes in his trouser pocket and then asking young boys to help him get something out of his pocket." Read article... Comments (44) Drunkest Driver Ever The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: nicemarmot "In what may be the most extreme drunk driving case ever, an Oregon woman was arrested last month with a .72 blood alcohol level -- nine times the state's legal limit." Read article... Comments (43) Unfortunately, things did not go as planned... Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Goby ...and the male was unintentionally hung from the rope he had placed around his neck. Read article... Comments (25) Young Love Springfield News-Sun | Submitted by: Morbid Librarian "This is very, very unusual," he said. "To my knowledge, this is the only case of this type that we've had in the last year or so." Read article... Comments (61) Don't fuck jailbait BBC | Submitted by: anonymous "You clearly took advantage of her." The judge added: "It is a serious aggravation that the girl became pregnant and had an abortion." Read article... Comments (109) Bonked Rocky Mountain News | Submitted by: hippityhopp "A Garfield County man contends sheriff's deputies barged into his home and forcibly took his 11-year-old boy to a hospital after he refused to allow paramedics to examine a bump on the boy's head." Read article... Comments (520) AT&T very concerned about © New York Times | Submitted by: anonymous "The volume of peer-to-peer traffic online, dominated by copyrighted materials, is overwhelming. That clearly should not be an acceptable, continuing status." Read article... Comments (134) REAL ID is here CNN | Submitted by: anonymous Papers, please Read article... Comments (118) FBI can't pay its bills Reuters | Submitted by: Ron Paul For Pres. Fuck The New World Order "A telephone company cut off an FBI international wiretap after the agency failed to pay its bill on time, according to a U.S. government audit released on Thursday." Read article... Comments (33) Chew gum, lose weight BBC | Submitted by: Bullshit Fluffy "It is well documented in medical literature, with studies going back more than 20 years, that excessive consumption of polyols, such as sorbitol, can have a laxative effect in some individuals." Read article... Comments (31) Louis loves his Mr. Potato Head BBC | Submitted by: CephaloPubes "The secret space within Mr Potato Head allows us to hide tasty treats like fresh crab inside and that perhaps more than anything has resulted in him becoming such a hit." Read article... Comments (26) Man Boobs BBC | Submitted by: HePubes "I've got a rare condition that not many people know about that I refer to as man boobs." Read article... Comments (60) NOM NOM NOM Independent Online | Submitted by: stroomf "Fourteen-year-old Musa Nsukwini screamed in fear as he tried to fight off a 6m-long crocodile. The teenager managed to pull himself free for a few seconds, desperately calling for help, but the reptile snatched him again and disappeared into the deep waters of Sibhicayi River in northern Zululand." Read article... Comments (29) Stones Toppled New York Times | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers "The first of the two acts of desecration, which captured worldwide attention, occurred on the evening of Jan. 1, when three of the four New Brunswick teenagers went to the Poile Zedek Cemetery on Joyce Kilmer Avenue and knocked over 17 gravestones, the police said. Then, three nights later, they returned with a fourth youth and toppled more than three-quarters of the cemetery’s tombstones, some of which date back to the 1920s, and broke many of them." Read article... Comments (38) Slick Bank Robbery WRC-TV 4 Washington | Submitted by: anonymous "Police said a man impersonating an armored car guard walked out of a Wachovia bank branch on Pennsylvania Avenue Thursday after officials let him sign for a locked bag of cash. About $350,000 was taken..." Read article... Comments (21) The deeper astronomers gaze into the cosmos... AP | Submitted by: azdollarbill ...the more they find it's a bizarre and violent universe. Read article... Comments (36)