Daily Rotten Archives January 22, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 General Butt Naked Wire Services | Submitted by: axollot "responsible for 20,000 deaths" Read article... Comments (398) Eat It Raw Wire Services | Submitted by: Toodles Pookie "A Canadian man survived 96 hours pinned under his all-terrain vehicle in the Rocky Mountains by eating rotting animal carcasses, drinking melted snow and thinking of his grandchildren..." Read article... Comments (46) Soon we will be having sex with robots Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: PelvicExam The first talking sex robots, he says, could just utter a few stock phrases. ("You're huge!") Read article... Comments (122) Finger-Lickin' Good Gulf Times | Submitted by: redrubberballs "The ignorance of villagers is one of the main hurdles. They are carrying the dead chickens without any protective gear," he said. "Most villagers are not aware of the disease. They are eating the dead chickens. Their children are playing with the infected chickens in the courtyards. It’s horrible." Read article... Comments (46) Nasty Nursing Home WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: anonymous "A Volusia County nursing home resident who was found with maggots in one of his eyes, an infected breathing tube, a partially inserted cathater and bed sores has died..." Read article... Comments (48) Driver Dozing News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous Car Plunges Read article... Comments (23) Alone in the Dark BBC | Submitted by: anonymous "What happens if you are left alone in the dark in solitary confinement for days on end? The result is called sensory deprivation and the human mind struggles to cope with it." Read article... Comments (52) Hammered WSB-TV 2 Atlanta | Submitted by: gargoyle1 “It would take a very demon-istic person to do something like that to such a good person over nothing." ... Also: Death Race 2008, The Deer Hunter Read article... and This... and This... Comments (23) Pair of Fools BBC | Submitted by: Sumproduct "During the robbery, Jorgensen grabbed what he thought was a bag of money -- only to find it contained bread rolls. He also accidentally fired his gun, hitting [his buddy] in the buttock." Read article... Comments (22) Shit happens and that's what happened Canoe | Submitted by: woodbuffalo permit cocksucker "I can kill you in two seconds," Roncaioli said, tapping on the position where he'd insert an ice pick. "I'm not stupid." Read article... Comments (20) Woof Rape Fox News | Submitted by: choco "Under Utah law, cruelty to animals is considered a Class A Misdemeanor, punishable by a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a fine of $2,500." Read article... Comments (26) No Dogs Allowed Daily Mail | Submitted by: PubicusGothicus "I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life." Read article... Comments (62) Dog Porn Man Sentenced Sun | Submitted by: Cracker666 "Watch this - it’s gross." The shocked pal was so disgusted by what he saw he immediately alerted the RSPCA and police. Read article... Comments (35) Teenage Suicide Daily Mail | Submitted by: furpo Don't Do It Read article... Comments (47) Just 200 yards from a police station BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "The police said that if he had tried to fight back they would definitely have killed him." Read article... Comments (17) Zombie Wants... Water? Wire Services | Submitted by: UnrulyJurhee The man who "rose from the dead" said he was not in any pain, and only asked for a glass of water. Read article... Comments (25) Trolls forced out from under bridge WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: Pure Sex God's Way, Oops Read article... and This... and This... Comments (38)