Daily Rotten Archives January 29, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Geezer Teaser Wire Services | Submitted by: peas and love "Riems, 49, is charged with raping a paralyzed patient at the home where he was a night-side nurse, and police say he claimed to have attacked scores of others — so many that he couldn't recall them all." Read article... Comments (558) Baby Dumped Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "A couple was driving on Cherry Hill and saw what they thought was a doll." Read article... Comments (193) Hiding in the Closet KUTV | Submitted by: anonymous "I could see them through the little shutters in the closet," Brittany said. Read article... Comments (42) Camp Spank KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: Science is bad, m'kay Read article... and This article... Comments (62) Homey Airport AirForceTimes | Submitted by: anonymous "Featured in movies, TV shows and video games, Area 51 is likely the most famous top-secret facility in the world and a favorite component of UFO and military conspiracy theories." Read article... Comments (49) Biting the hand that feeds BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "Witnesses said James Rehill looked like a doll as the animal shook and bit him in Plaistow, on Sunday morning." Read article... Comments (44) Escape of the Moos WLWT | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Officials have scaled back the search for an Angus steer weighing more than 1,000 pounds that bolted Monday morning after it was delivered to a slaughterhouse." ... Also: Living Doll Read article... and This article... Comments (25) Don't Drop The Soap KOMO-TV 4 Seattle | Submitted by: why? "The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled Don't Drop the Soap, a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design." Read article... Comments (41) The killer wore fuzzy lion-faced slippers Allentown Morning Call | Submitted by: P3 "Torres was driving on Turner Street Friday afternoon when he was pulled over by police and arrested. He was wearing a hooded sweartshirt with a skull-head pattern on it, pajama bottoms and fuzzy lion-faced slippers at the time. He was still wearing the get-up when he was arraigned after midnight at Lehigh County prison." Read article... Comments (33)