Daily Rotten Archives February 5, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Gruesome Discovery BBC | Submitted by: NecroPubic "The defendant confesses that he had sex with Sally Anne and that he had sex with her after her death." Read article... Comments (275) Corpse Cross-Sections Available Der Spiegel | Submitted by: Bastardo_Kamonohashi "A cross-section down the length of the body will cost €12,000 ($17,800), while a cross-section across the body will be priced at €250, or €1,600 for a 16-slice set. A typical corpse can produce eight vertical cross-sections or 230 horizontal cross-sections." Read article... Comments (34) Cops seize wall at Abercrombie & Fitch hamptonroads.com | Submitted by: anonymous "The manager was not arrested but faces a fine of up to $2,000 and as much as a year in jail, if convicted." Read article... Comments (66) Missiles Hurled New York Daily News | Submitted by: anonymous "The principal of Laramie Junior High and a police officer had warned students during an assembly the day before the French fry launch that if they threw food, they would suffer the consequences..." Read article... Comments (52) Mommy! That girl took all my money! WPBF | Submitted by: anonymous "I'm not sorry, I'm just pissed that I got caught," the girl said. Read article... Comments (80) Pirate Bay can't be sunk Wired | Submitted by: anonymous "It's a distributed system. We don't know where the servers are. We gave them to people we trust and they don't know it's The Pirate Bay." Read article... Comments (32) Crack Found In Man's Ass Fox | Submitted by: anonymous "Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks." Read article... Comments (29) Can't remember hubby after beating WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "I said 'do you know I am.' She looked straight at me and said 'no'" Read article... Comments (26) Catch! CNN | Submitted by: Flossy666 "At least nine people -- five of them children -- were killed after a fire gutted an apartment building in southwestern Germany while revelers were celebrating carnival..." Read article... Comments (27) Take Off Your Hood WGAL | Submitted by: gargoyle1 Also: Big Load Crushes Woman Read article... and This article... Comments (26) "a breach of urinal etiquette" New Zealand Herald | Submitted by: William "This sort of behaviour would be immature in teenagers or small children." Read article... Comments (30) When Cops Attack WSB-TV 2 Atlanta | Submitted by: retardedmonkey "One officer is accused of trying to assault a woman and then opening fire on another officer who tried to stop it." Read article... Comments (63) Automatic Weapons on Parade New York Times | Submitted by: anonymous "In the first counterterrorism strategy of its kind in the nation, roving teams of New York City police officers armed with automatic rifles and accompanied by bomb-sniffing dogs will patrol the city’s subway system daily..." Read article... Comments (51) Brits losing grip on reality Wire Services | Submitted by: Veggie "...according to a poll out Monday which showed that nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real." Read article... Comments (37) Pornography is ... XBiz | Submitted by: (oYo) "Pornography is what the end of the world looks like," Jensen said. "When one looks honestly at the contemporary porn industry, one sees some disturbing images of where this world is heading." Read article... Comments (58) F.U.C.K O.F.F. BBC | Submitted by: DollyPubes "A Country and Western fan who plagued neighbours by playing Dolly Parton songs around the clock has been evicted from her home." Read article... Comments (39)