Daily Rotten Archives February 7, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Did He Finish? WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: A Sign for Rude Boy Read article... and This article... Comments (303) Body Missing Head News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "Police have launched a murder investigation and are searching for the head of the man." Read article... Comments (22) U.S. Agents Seize Travelers' Devices Washington Post | Submitted by: Master Jahannam "Clarity" Sought on Electronics Searches Read article... Comments (49) Hanging Around Daily Mail | Submitted by: DesirablePuberes Estate agent finds owner's body hanging in wardrobe as he shows house to buyer Read article... Comments (25) Voters told pens contained 'invisible ink' Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: anonymous "Twenty voters at a Far North Side precinct who found their ink pens not working were told by election judges not to worry. It's invisible ink, officials said. The scanner will count it." Read article... Comments (47) Toesucker gets probation CBS-5 | Submitted by: vampcat "Minneapolis man has been sentenced to five years of probation after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes." Read article... Comments (22) Granny! Newport News Daily Press | Submitted by: cockring "A 62-year-old Suffolk woman was arrested on Monday and charged with taking indecent liberties with a child after she was accused of masturbating in front of her grandchildren." Read article... Comments (35) Sheepish BREITBART | Submitted by: inhalien "Jennifer Holton with the Michigan Department of Agriculture says the Dillers should bury the animal themselves, if they can't find the owner." Read article... Comments (7) Sorry, Sluts Boulder Daily Camera | Submitted by: Fescue “The derogatory term I used was offensive and inappropriate and I would like to apologize for using it," Colorado Springs Republican Rep. Larry Liston said in a statement. “Because of my unfortunate choice of language, the message that I was trying to get across about personal responsibility, and parental responsibility, has been overshadowed. Read article... Comments (59) Child rapist shot by Deputy WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "I knew something was wrong with that guy. I knew it, I knew it. I was telling my wife I don't want my kids around this guy." ... Also: Nine Years Later, How to marinate a corpse Read article... and This... and This... Comments (21) £40,000 barometer makes £57 on eBay BBC | Submitted by: Munchkin "Denbigh magistrates heard the barometer was being taken to an airbase by courier, but employee Darren Thomas, who denied theft, found it in a bin." Read article... Comments (9) Snowbank Jumping Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "Manitoba's transportation and infrastructure minister has ordered all bridges in the province to be inspected immediately for snow buildup, announcing the move a day after a woman's vehicle fell off a bridge in north Winnipeg." Read article... Comments (10) Puppy Girl Hanged BBC | Submitted by: Pontius The Platypus "A five-year-old girl was hanged with a pink ribbon she had been using in an innocent game with her sister and friend, an inquest hears." Read article... Comments (19) Keyhole Surgery Wire Services | Submitted by: Blotto "A British student swallowed his door key to prevent friends from forcing him to go home because he was drunk..." Read article... Comments (20)