Daily Rotten Archives February 26, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 All Chopped Up CNN | Submitted by: anonymous "Her body was found two days later in a plastic tub in Underwood's apartment. The girl's head had nearly been cut off. Prosecutors allege Underwood had a plot to rape and torture the little girl before consuming her flesh." Read article... Comments (819) Six Hour Beatdown Wire Services | Submitted by: myrtle the turtle "They are sick animals, apparently just doing this for kicks and no other reason." Read article... Comments (68) Hockey Bag Body National Post | Submitted by: Fort McMurray Hockey Nut "Only that night was she able to confirm her suspicions -- that the hockey bag contained a body." Read article... Comments (41) Horror Movie Stabbing AOL | Submitted by: furpo "The film was paused Sunday night while police investigated the incidents. When it was restarted, Basham said, the first scene was a stabbing." Read article... Comments (48) Shark Week CBS News | Submitted by: the torture never stops "An Austrian tourist died Monday after being bitten by a shark while diving near the Bahamas in waters that had been baited with bloody fish parts to attract the predators." Read article... Comments (67) Obscene Machines News Corporation | Submitted by: Flossy666 "Robot sex scene breached broadcast rules" ... Also: One Night in Bangkok, Fingerbang Read article... and This... and This... Comments (33) Head-first into sewer Canada.com | Submitted by: manitobamadman "A Welland man died Tuesday morning after falling down a sewer, apparently trying trying to retrieve spare change and some Canadian Tire money he accidentally dropped through the grate." Read article... Comments (48) Lots to Learn WPXI | Submitted by: stebot "Abbiejane Swogger was arrested on Friday and accused of renting a hotel room in New Kensington, officials said. Inside the room at the Clarion Inn, police found beer, marijuana, an open condom wrapper and at least four teens – some of whom were friends of Swogger’s 15-year-old son." Read article... Comments (40) That'll do, pig, that'll do KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "A Colorado man is being ordered to spend 24 years in prison for possessing a bronze pig statue taken from the city's Main Street." Read article... Comments (34) Don't go pissing on lampposts London Telegraph | Submitted by: PiddlyPubes "A technical fault on the low voltage electricity network is thought to have resulted in the lamppost holding a live current." Read article... Comments (31) Reduced to suckled from dogs' teats in search of food London Telegraph | Submitted by: AbboPubes "Even just tackling everything right from now, we've got a descent into chaos and crisis like you would never believe possible." Read article... Comments (223)