Daily Rotten Archives February 28, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 The Dyatlov Pass Incident St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "Thibeaux-Brignollel’s skull had been crushed, and Dubunina and Zolotarev had numerous broken ribs. Dubinina also had no tongue." Read article... Comments (353) Tool Time Warren Tribune Chronicle | Submitted by: Pee Wee's Crackhouse "I didn’t know what to expect when they pulled out a blowtorch." Read article... Comments (96) Down the Well Daily Mail | Submitted by: SploshyPubes "They were found curled up in the foetal position, one with his thumb in his mouth." Read article... Comments (48) Maya Blue Wire Services | Submitted by: pussypounder "The interest in Maya blue stems from the fact that it is a very durable pigment -- more durable than most natural dyes and pigments. It also stems from the fact it wasn't immediately obvious how it was made and what the key ingredients were." Read article... Comments (38) Valentine's Day Orgy News Corporation | Submitted by: furpo "Juvenile delinquents had a sex romp at a detention centre after staff accidentally left security doors unlocked. Boys were able to sneak into a girls' dormitory at the Don Dale centre in Darwin after dark." Read article... Comments (41) Hungry Hungry Python Daily Mail | Submitted by: MontyPubethon "Zoo officials will keep the snake until it has fully digested Scotty and then it will be released back into the wild." Read article... Comments (71) Forever Accused BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "According to UK Home Office research, between 3% and 9% of all reports of rape are found to be false." Read article... Comments (32) Mock Gunman freaks out teacher, students News and Observer | Submitted by: anonymous Wang, who teaches history and political science, said Tuesday in a telephone interview he was having a discussion in his foreign policy class when the man came to the door and said he wanted to talk with him. "Suddenly the man pointed the gun at me," he said. Read article... Comments (29) Insanity has its benefits South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "Duzant told experts he was the target of a conspiracy involving the KKK and CIA. He thought officials of Nico's Little League tem were out to destroy him and had lizards and frogs that could read his lips." Read article... Comments (38) Mommy's in the Rug CNN | Submitted by: sirmalek "You got rid of someone that was an inconvenience. I hate you." Read article... Comments (40) Drunken Pedestrians WSMV-TV 4 Nashville | Submitted by: Silly Sickie "Police said the most they can do about the situation is write citations for public intoxication." Read article... Comments (15) Woman gets jail for fake sex attack story San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "This was such a detailed, fabricated story," said McKenna, the San Mateo County Superior Court magistrate who handled sentencing. "This kind of conduct does warrant a jail sentence." Read article... Comments (23) Yummy WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: gargoyle1 Frog head salad! Read article... Comments (22) Wrong Pedal Fresno Bee | Submitted by: sp00k "Five men at a Clovis carwash leapt over a chain-link fence and into cold, dirty water to rescue a woman who accidentally drove her car into a pond Wednesday." Read article... Comments (17) One hell of a birth canal CNN | Submitted by: shots "A newborn baby girl fell through the toilet in a moving train and onto the tracks moments after her mother prematurely gave birth, surviving nearly two hours before being found..." Read article... Comments (53) Fail at Suicide MSNBC | Submitted by: Nanna "Burnham, a high school senior in King of Prussia outside Philadelphia, was suffering from depression before he jumped out of his bedroom window and hit the ground at 50 mph. He landed on his left side and broke his pelvis, and his left leg was shattered above and below the knee. His left wrist, skull and jaw were fractured. There was extensive internal bleeding." Read article... Comments (29) Fail at Robbery CNN | Submitted by: shots "About 50 burly bikers fought back with tables and chairs -- pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down. One would-be robber was tied up; the other in the hospital. Police arrested both." Read article... Comments (14) Woman dies during kinky sex Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: manitobamadman "Police say they found torture devices in the homes, but would not give specifics." Read article... Comments (25) A Second Chance WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: A box with HELP written on it, Stabbing the Elderly Read article... and This... and This... Comments (19) You are Aryan Bear The Indy Channel | Submitted by: anonymous "Lewis told Stanley his page was supposed to be a site for friends to joke and that he never considered it public domain. Stanley told Lewis he considered the page no laughing matter and asked Lewis to turn in his badge." Read article... Comments (42) Mullet would have been okay Columbus Dispatch | Submitted by: DonkeyHotey "A kindergarten student with a freshly spiked Mohawk has been suspended from school." Read article... Comments (27) Twin gay-porno starrin' burglars Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Conquest In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by. The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy. Read article... Comments (23) ATM glitch brings life in prison Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: anonymous "It seemed like a gift from heaven in a country where very little is free." Read article... Comments (17) Not Helping AP | Submitted by: Fr. Bruce Ritter, snorgling Lucifer's moosecock, drinkin' his br "The Diocese of Little Rock is urging its members not to donate to a breast cancer foundation known for its fundraising races across the globe because the group supports Planned Parenthood." Read article... Comments (20) Freaks Wanted Pittsburgh Tribune-Review | Submitted by: anonymous "'Regular-looking" children need not apply Read article... Comments (48) Sans Garfield garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com | Submitted by: anonymous Also: Interns Wanted Read article... and This article... Comments (112)