Daily Rotten Archives February 29, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 The Steak That Needed A Shave Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | Submitted by: Hippityhopp "Hansen said that he had asked for a 16-ounce ribeye to be cooked medium rare -- with a warm, red center -- but it showed up medium, the criminal complaint says." Read article... Comments (621) I piss in your hair! MSNBC | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "A Michigan nurse's aide abused an elderly couple by urinating in the woman's hair and pouring liquid soap on her husband's head..." Read article... Comments (46) "He's a monster in human form." AP | Submitted by: Edward.Cardinal.Egan, sodomistic vicar of Christ "I wanted to know what it tasted like, and just the thought of eating someone was appealing to me." Read article... Comments (62) Kick the Tard BBC | Submitted by: Mustafakakka "The three, all trained boxers from Sunderland, repeatedly punched, kicked, stamped on and head-butted their victim over a £5 bet to see who could knock him out first." Read article... Comments (53) USDA rejects ban on "downer" moos Washington Post | Submitted by: anonymous "Government regulations prohibit slaughtering cattle for food if the animals cannot stand or walk on their own. An inspecting veterinarian had said the Hallmark cattle were healthy enough to be used for food, but they subsequently collapsed. Federal regulations require that such animals be reexamined by a veterinarian and slaughtered separately, but that apparently was not done..." Read article... Comments (43) Goat Sex Sun | Submitted by: anonymous The court was told that there were complications -- and according to reports, "he did up his trousers, patted the goat and walked off". Read article... Comments (41) Eat your breakfast, dear BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "I realised I had lived with a person for 10 years who I don't really know" Read article... Comments (48) Gulag Nation MSNBC | Submitted by: tony007 "Using state-by-state data, the report says 2,319,258 Americans were in jail or prison at the start of 2008 — one out of every 99.1 adults. Whether per capita or in raw numbers, it’s more than any other nation." Read article... Comments (105) Drop Your Cocks London Telegraph | Submitted by: LuckyPubes "The judges pointed out that if men needed to grab their crotches, they should wait until they were in the privacy of their own home." Read article... Comments (49) Gone Fishin' Daily Mail | Submitted by: PescatorePubes "It was another alleged incident supporting claims that North Korea has a no tolerance policy against anyone suspected of trying to leave the country - even in error." Read article... Comments (28) Stealing a Wank Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Goby "Investigators say a woman in her 20s woke up at 4 a.m. Wednesday to find a man with his pants down looking at pornography on her computer." Read article... Comments (20) A man who can't handle his ricin Wire Services | Submitted by: G.I. Joe "A pinprick of ricin is enough to kill." Read article... Comments (21) 13 Hours of Putting Down Cocks Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "The most horrific part of the warrant was having to euthanize every single one of the roosters on the property,'' said Shawn Eccles, BC SPCA Chief Animal Prevention Officer. Read article... Comments (40) Students exchange nudie pix Everything Alabama | Submitted by: anonymous Daphne Police Lt. Jud Beedy said the investigation has uncovered two separate incidents: In one incident, a girl and a boy took nude photographs of themselves and sent the photographs to each other. This happened off campus, he said. In the other, a girl was given a cell phone by a boy. She took the cell phone into the girls bathroom at school, took nude photographs of herself and gave the cell phone back to the boy, he said. Read article... Comments (49) "We believe that someone made her consume alcohol" WLWT | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "The arm fractures and bleeding are classic signs of being shaken." ... "But there are so many different types of injuries to this 3-year-old that I can only speculate as to how it all occurred." Read article... Comments (20) 0.46! KARE-TV 11 Minneapolis | Submitted by: Pandora "Authorities have said Jax died of alcohol poisoning and had a blood alcohol level of nearly 0.46 percent." Read article... Comments (58) Prince Harry on the front lines in Afghanistan MSNBC | Submitted by: anonymous "The news blackout was intended to reduce the risk to the prince and his regiment. The news embargo was broken, however, after reports of the prince’s deployment were leaked by an Australian magazine and a German newspaper, and then reported on a U.S. Web site, the Drudge Report." Read article... Comments (30) But at the police station... Denver Post | Submitted by: urine luck ...he let his urine do the talking. Read article... Comments (24)