Daily Rotten Archives March 9, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Lesbian Kiss of Death BBC | Submitted by: Crapola "Two Australian women who bludgeoned a British girl and then kissed as she lay dying have been jailed for life." Read article... Comments (757) Wolverine! thedailygreen.com | Submitted by: Logan "Wolverines are big secretive weasels with bad attitudes, but that doesn't stop some people from getting awfully excited about them." Read article... Comments (37) Outside Food Not Allowed post-trib.com | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A couple who allegedly planted live worms in a restaurant entree to scam a free meal have been arrested and charged with conversion." Read article... Comments (48) The right to be an asshole San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "To the relief of a campus Republican group, the 417,000 students at California State University's 23 institutions no longer face the possibility of discipline for failing to be civil to one another." Read article... Comments (47) On the french-kissing of children Wire Services | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy "State legislators passed a law Saturday that would require adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 to register as a sex offender." Read article... Comments (53) Cop sez 80-year-old woman hit him Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: anonymous "An 80-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday after she attacked a Tavares police officer following a car accident..." Read article... Comments (50) Busted with 3 tons of pot WANE-TV 15 Fort Wayne | Submitted by: GNARFACE "Any drug seizure over 200 pounds becomes a federal case. McChesney will now face a minimum of 10 years in a Federal prison." ... Meanwhile: Arrests up despite new Denver law Read article... and This article... Comments (48) Arm Chopped Off News Corporation | Submitted by: m. "A [37-year-old man] had his right arm sliced off after making a drunken attempt to jump onto a moving train." Read article... Comments (36) Hooker Ring Busted San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "A three-diamond prostitute would cost $1,000 per hour, while the Icon Club allowed access to the most highly ranked prostitutes at $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said." Read article... Comments (86) It's only mild torture Reuters | Submitted by: G.I. Joe "President George W. Bush will veto legislation on Saturday banning U.S. intelligence agents from using waterboarding and other controversial interrogation methods..." Read article... Comments (123) School beating stuns even cops Canoe | Submitted by: Fort McMurray SchoolUniformLover "As many as 40 young teenagers savagely beat three other boys with pipes and bottles yesterday afternoon, sending the trio to hospital and leaving a Scarborough schoolyard covered in blood." Read article... Comments (21) Boning in the Bathroom WYFF-4 | Submitted by: Pandora "Investigators said that both students had asked to go to the restroom on Friday, and when an unusually long time had passed, a teacher went to check on them and said they were found involved in a sex act in the boys' restroom." Read article... Comments (34) NOM NOM NOM Daily Mail | Submitted by: anonymous "As wardens on a Zimbabwe game reserve rushed to help, the 400lb lion kept the 28-year-old tourist firmly in its grip -- but, mercifully, its jaws just missed her brain stem." Read article... Comments (36) Man reports "theft by escort" to police Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: cmu sucks A Seattle man who hired an escort to "have fun" told police that she stole $170 from him after she went to her car to fetch some condoms. Read article... Comments (17) Cops say Fuck You to speeding tix Washington Post | Submitted by: ferret "Among the thousands of drivers who have been issued $40 fines after being nabbed by Montgomery County's new speed cameras are scores of county police officers. The difference is, many of the officers are refusing to pay." Read article... Comments (55)