Daily Rotten Archives March 11, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Young, dumb and full of come Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous "At least one in four teenage American girls has a sexually transmitted disease, suggests a first-of-its-kind federal study that startled some adolescent-health experts." Read article... and This article... Comments (455) Unleashing our inner demons, site by sickening site Globe and Mail | Submitted by: anonymous "In this month's Esquire, an unusually affable George Clooney is asked to look closely at the Internet. Generally he comments on sites devoted to him, but at one point he is asked to watch the viral (or cult) video, Two Girls One Cup, the now-censored work of Brazilian fetishist and auteur Marco Fiorito." Read article... Comments (81) The Second Room BBC | Submitted by: Crapola "Police investigating suspected child abuse in Jersey have broken into a second underground chamber at a former children's home." Read article... Comments (25) "My life is over" San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "There were no skid marks, not that I could see. There was just debris from our sunglasses and bike pieces all over." ... More here. Read article... and This article... Comments (42) Sand Ninja Fails KOMO-TV 4 Seattle | Submitted by: Sarah "Codey was buried about from his head to his chest. At some point, he began thrashing around, but the children apparently thought he was playing. Eventually they figured out that something was wrong." Read article... Comments (35) Police not amused by rate my cop dot com cbs13.com | Submitted by: anonymous "Police agencies from coast to coast are furious with a new website on the internet. RateMyCop.com has the names of thousands of officers, and many believe it is putting them in danger." Read article... Comments (55) Creepy Gnome on the loose Sun | Submitted by: Crow "A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a creepy gnome that locals claim stalks the streets at night." Read article... Comments (47) Shrimp Pimp New York Post | Submitted by: crapweasel After being grilled by cops from the 81st Precinct, she admitted that she had acted as a prostitute for the vertically challenged madam "many times," one source said. Read article... Comments (17) Beating off in front of Wal-Mart Post-Standard via blog.syracuse.com | Submitted by: Isaac "Not everyone who attended Wal-Mart Supercenter's grand opening this weekend was there to shop." ... Meanwhile, at the Clackamas Target... Read article... and This article... Comments (30) Celebrate by peeing on things WBBM-TV 2 Chicago | Submitted by: anonymous "[Two women] were charged with criminal trespass to land after [one] urinated on specific products in an aisle of a CVS store..." Read article... Comments (15) Clone Wars News Corporation | Submitted by: Doppubeganger Son 'thought he was killing father's clone' Read article... Comments (17) Foiled by Overpass AOL | Submitted by: Hellsbells "When Manuel Uribe went out on a date, he made all the necessary arrangements..." Read article... Comments (22) Gun! Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous The shirt bears the image of a military sidearm and on the front pocket says "Volunteer Homeland Security." On the back, over another image of the weapon, are the words "Special issue Resident Lifetime License — United States Terrorist Hunting Permit — Permit No. 91101 — Gun Owner — No Bag Limit." Read article... Comments (21) Wanna go skating at the mall? KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Flossy666 One of the suspect's friends "became agitated and began making karate chop movements toward the mother's friend and the arriving officers," police said. Read article... Comments (16) Drilling for Gas in Kentucky Richmond Register | Submitted by: backuptheholler “Our investigators believe what happened, what we’ve gotten from our investigations standpoint, is that they were drilling holes in the gas tanks of the cars to take the gas and that at some point during that crime, somehow the gas was ignited on a vehicle and that started the chain reaction." Read article... Comments (23) Pig and whale DNA just won't splice News Corporation | Submitted by: Mr. Gustafson "(The research involves) really bizarre and very strange experiments with sheep and pigs and eggs. It's totally esoteric, very strange research." ... "I challenge anyone to look at this sort of research and say it's necessary, to say it requires killing over 7000 whales." Read article... Comments (21) Toddler Suicide WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: Pandora "A 23-month-old boy found his father's revolver and then shot himself in the face." Read article... Comments (56) Recycled Drugs CNN | Submitted by: sirmalek "A vast array of pharmaceuticals -- including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones -- have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans..." Read article... Comments (39) Ice-Cold San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: Nick "Everything that happened was for religious reasons." Read article... Comments (13) Rising death toll in India's hippie paradise Times | Submitted by: Fort McMurray Camp Hippie "Since the 1960s, when the first hippies arrived with their tie-dye and LSD, Goa has been renowned for its pristine beaches, cosmopolitan atmosphere and plentiful supply of narcotics. But..." Read article... Comments (9) John Denver Karaoke Massacre London Telegraph | Submitted by: anonymous "A gunman in Thailand shot-dead eight neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their karaoke versions of popular songs, including John Denver’s Country Roads." Read article... Comments (25) LIVE NUDES EXIT 45 Reading Eagle | Submitted by: james! "[An engineering spokesman] said the evidence showed someone tampered with the sign." Read article... Comments (12) Arrow in Chest mercurynews.com | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "First reaction was wow, why would somebody do that to an elderly person?" Read article... Comments (21) From "Mr. Clean" to "Client 9" New York Daily News | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers A cheer went up on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange after first reports hit the wire, a reflection of the resentment that still lingers for the punitive "Sheriff of Wall Street." Read article... Comments (108)