Daily Rotten Archives March 12, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Rotten Meat Everywhere Seattle Times | Submitted by: barbarossa58 "Those products include two versions of Nestlé's Hot Pocket sandwiches, Heinz's Boston Market lasagna with meat sauce, General Mills' Progresso Italian Wedding Soup and a variety of meat products from ConAgra, ranging from Slim Jim snacks to Hunt's Manwich Original Sloppy Joe Sauce." Read article... Comments (239) Goth Stomp Daily Mail | Submitted by: GrimlyPubic "It would appear that Mr Maltby and Miss Lancaster were singled out, not for anything they had said or done, but because they dressed differently to the defendant and his friends." Read article... Comments (65) Trying to "re-create the moment" MSNBC | Submitted by: pontius "Prosecutors said the camera and dozens of cassettes and compact discs later seized from Constable's Nantucket home showed him sexually assaulting girls as young as 5, sometimes two at a time." Read article... Comments (31) Mom Tosses Kids Off Overpass, Jumps ap.google.com | Submitted by: stebot "A woman threw her two young children from a freeway overpass during Wednesday's morning rush before leaping off herself, police said, and somehow all three survived the 22-foot fall into traffic." Read article... Comments (34) Stuck to her ass like glue BREITBART | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." Read article... Comments (42) Locked up, forgotten about 4029tv.com | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "A bailiff forgot to remove a defendant from a courthouse holding cell last week, forcing the woman to spend four nights in a locked room without food, water or a toilet..." Read article... Comments (32) Attempt to criminalize anonymous posting doomed Ars Technica | Submitted by: anonymous "Kentucky lawmaker Tim Couch has proposed a bill that would criminalize anonymous Internet posting. Web site and forum operators would be forced to collect and publicly disclose identifying information about all of the visitors who post content on their sites. Failing to do so would lead to a fine of $500 for the first offense and $1,000 for each subsequent offense." Read article... Comments (61) "You've only got one so you may as well look after it" News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous Kotex research found people in that age group had 181 alternative names for the vagina and 94 per cent said they used nicknames for their own genitals. The term "beaver" was the 11th-most used by the people surveyed. Read article... Comments (44) Pulled over by Hitler KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: al "Fake Cop Asked Girl If She Was Drunk" Read article... Comments (21) Congressman Death ap.google.com | Submitted by: Brainspore "Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian says he plans to run for Congress." Read article... Comments (33) Republican Lawmaker concerned about Public Restrooms tampabays10.com | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III Senator Crist, a Republican from Tampa, says restaurant inspectors "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place." Read article... Comments (23) Pull'em up or pay up Palm Beach Post | Submitted by: anonymous "Under the new law, anyone with droopy pants that show skin or underwear faces legal action. The first offense carries a $150 fine or community service. A second infraction carries a $300 fine or more community service." Read article... Comments (32) Smuggling Brother Wire Services | Submitted by: hippityhopp "A woman was stopped at Munich airport after baggage control handlers found the skeleton of her brother sealed in a plastic bag in her luggage..." Read article... Comments (15) Gimme a Dollar WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Flossy666 "They asked me for a dollar and I said, 'I don't have a dollar.'" ... "Then, I was putting my wallet away and one of them had a baseball bat and hit me across the head. Another guy came out of nowhere and poured beer in my eyes and that was it, I couldn't see because my eyes were burning." Read article... Comments (24) Shopping Cart Death Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: Elijah Craig "An 18-year-old Winter Park man was killed late Saturday night after riding in a shopping cart while holding onto a moving sport utility vehicle..." Read article... Comments (28) Don't taze me, bro! Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "Hurts, doesn't it?" Read article... Comments (36)