Daily Rotten Archives March 13, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Black Pudding Daily Mail | Submitted by: DeliaPubes "Two German air force sergeants are facing court martials for cannibalism after drawing their own blood to make hearty black puddings." Read article... Comments (427) How do you prepare a human being for the pot? CNN | Submitted by: sirmalek [He] described the splitting, cleaning, decapitating and cooking of the corpse with salt and pepper. "We throw your head away," he said. Read article... Comments (58) Beer-Swigging, Porn-Loving Youths Wire Services | Submitted by: Myrtle the Turtle "I am not enthusiastic about the idea of a youngster sitting at his computer, watching videos and porn, slugging on a beer bottle and voting whenever he feels like it." Read article... Comments (53) 800 Small Dogs, 1 Triple-Wide San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: G.I. Joe "The home was definitely in very bad condition, urine and feces all over the home, in the kitchen and bedroom, with a very strong odor," she said. "Obviously, 800 dogs in a triple-wide mobile home, they were packed in there. That being said, they were in pretty good shape." Read article... Comments (56) Miss Gulag BBC | Submitted by: Goby "Women inmates in a Siberian prison take part in an annual beauty contest which offers inmates a chance to demonstrate good behaviour and win early parole." Read article... Comments (37) Blinded by the Light News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "At least 50 people in Kottayam district in India have reportedly lost their vision after gazing at the sun looking for an image of Virgin Mary." Read article... Comments (72) Bunny Napping Seacoastonline News | Submitted by: Fart Knuckle "A Portland teen has been charged with stealing a pet bunny and trying to extort money from the bunny's owner." ... Also: Froggy went a courtin' Read article... and This article... Comments (33) Cussing Caterpillar WESH | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "An Osceola County grandfather discovered the problem in the Leapfrog Alphabet Pal Caterpillar." ... Also: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Mini Cooper Can't Fly Read article... and This... and This... Comments (26) Rent in exchange for "service" BBC | Submitted by: Let'sLynchthePubes Sometimes the service is perfectly innocent - cleaning the apartment or washing clothes, to defray some of the high cost of renting property. But sometimes it is not: instead the requests are sexual, demeaning, bordering on the perverse. "Sex twice a month," is one blunt demand. Another asks for someone "open in spirit and elsewhere". Read article... Comments (42) Um, Yeah, I Got it From a Hookah KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Flossy666 Hold The Hookah; It Might Have Herpes Read article... Comments (51)