Daily Rotten Archives March 15, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Last Rites AP | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "A man beat and slashed his mother because he feared she would have him arrested for taking her computer, then read the Bible to her as he watched her die..." Read article... Comments (860) Kid In A Cage WJXT-TV 4 Jacksonville | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "The doctor also said the crib never should have a homemade lid on it or been used for a teenager." Read article... Comments (100) It's a miracle London Telegraph | Submitted by: ArsefacePubes "The four-day old baby girl, born to Vinod Singh and his partner Sushma, is already being hailed as a reincarnation of the Indian God Ganesha." Read article... Comments (109) Killer idea for a movie CNN | Submitted by: anonymous "I saw him as a really interesting guy with a screw loose. I knew that, too." Read article... Comments (28) Police seaching for 6-foot-tall beer Wire Services | Submitted by: hippityhopp Also: The turnip truck is a little light Read article... and This article... Comments (30) One Big Swastika AP | Submitted by: ladyjanegrey "The shape of the retirement center is evident in satellite photos available on the Internet. But it is located in a residential section in a city with few tall buildings, and many in Decatur have no idea Wesley Acres resembles a swastika." Read article... Comments (112) Roo Must Die CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Protesters gathered at an abandoned military site in the Australian capital Saturday to prevent the planned slaughter of 400 kangaroos blamed for ruining the habitat of rare lizards and insects." Read article... Comments (33) Pussy Willows Scarce For Dyngus Day WFSB-TV 3 Hartford | Submitted by: anonymous "Dyngus Day celebrates the end of Lenten sacrifice and the arrival of spring. Tradition has boys splashing girls with water and the girls swatting boys with branches of the fuzzy buds." Read article... Comments (44)