Daily Rotten Archives March 18, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Preschool Precrime Guardian | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "Put young children on DNA list, urge police" Read article... Comments (466) Crack Logic New Jersey Online | Submitted by: hippityhopp "Police responding to a fire alarm at the Lake View apartments arrested a man found in one of the units, the one currently on fire, when he answered the door apparently under the influence and holding a crack pipe." Read article... Comments (42) The Naked And The Destructive WFSB-TV 3 Hartford | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "Police said the [naked] man then entered a nearby market, and threw a 300-pound pizza oven to the floor. Among other equipment damaged in the incident -- which was captured on surveillance cameras -- was a $90,000 meat-wrapping machine." Read article... Comments (60) More Manson Mayhem AOL | Submitted by: RE13 "Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch" Read article... Comments (37) Traveling Circus The Raw Story | Submitted by: anonymous "A graphic display of aborted fetuses is causing concern at Arizona State University." Read article... Comments (51) Body Snatchers Daily Mail | Submitted by: Andrew The Great "Mastromarino and his criminal associates harvested more than 1,000 bodies, including that of [Alistair Cooke], the long-running host of the BBC's Letter from America. After the broadcaster died aged 95 in 2004, the ring stole his bones and sold them on for £5,500." ... "The body-snatching ring ran for more than four years and ended in the autumn of 2005. More than 1,400 corpses were illegally harvested during that time." Read article... Comments (31) Grisly Scene San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous Death at the country club: "They were beaten severely. There was a lot of blood everywhere." Read article... Comments (30) Supes to consider FCC ban on "dirty words" Washington Post | Submitted by: anonymous "The Supreme Court announced yesterday that it will rule on the government's standards for policing the public airwaves for the first time since the court agreed 30 years ago that a midday radio broadcast of comedian George Carlin's seven dirty words monologue was indecent." Read article... Comments (28) Delicious fish vanish without a trace New York Times | Submitted by: anonymous "The Chinook salmon that swim upstream to spawn in the fall, the most robust run in the Sacramento River, have disappeared. The almost complete collapse of the richest and most dependable source of Chinook salmon south of Alaska left gloomy fisheries experts struggling for reliable explanations — and coming up dry." Read article... Comments (32) Teen tries to steal gas from police cruiser Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: cmu sucks "A Monroe County sheriff's detective on a stakeout to catch an arsonist arrested the suspect as he tried to steal gas from the officer's cruiser." Read article... Comments (16) LAPD needs a Wrong Doors Unit Los Angeles Daily News | Submitted by: anonymous "I heard back in the day of [Daryl Gates], they had 75 in one year, if I'm not mistaken. Right now, things are a lot more politically correct than they were back in the '70s and '80s." Read article... Comments (19) Blood Farm BBC | Submitted by: Vampubera "These 17 people seem to have the life sucked out of them." Read article... Comments (21) Cheapskates Busted Riverside Press-Enterprise | Submitted by: abluecommunist "Pausing between mouthfuls, the man calling himself Mr. Califero proudly displayed his haul for the camera. Seven tacos, a large order of fries, two sodas and two quesadillas with extra chicken would have cost $15. But as he titled his Feb. 19 homemade video, this was about How to Scam Del Taco and get the food for free." Read article... Comments (31) A Day in the Life Hartford Courant | Submitted by: Mr. Sprinkles "Inmates Describe Prison Crowding" Read article... Comments (27) 11-year-old gets probation for sex assault Detroit News | Submitted by: furpo "An 11-year-old boy accused of forcing a 7-year-old to perform oral sex on a Howell Public Schools' bus last May was sentenced today in Livingston Juvenile Court to two years probation with orders for the boy and his parents to undergo counseling. Random drug and alcohol testing was also ordered for the parents." Read article... Comments (23) Sex Not Selling Wire Services | Submitted by: Goby "The oldest bordello in Hamburg's red-light district is shutting down for lack of business..." Read article... Comments (24)