Daily Rotten Archives March 24, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Not sure who jerked me off Orange County Weekly | Submitted by: juanholmes "...soberly identified in the report as hand jobs and blow jobs." Read article... Comments (226) Crucified Daily Mail | Submitted by: UnrulyJurhee Better make sure that nail is sterilized... Read article... Comments (69) A Sex Offender Lives Here San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous The signs went up a few months ago. Schad said the loneliness and isolation imposed by the house arrest are the toughest to deal with. "It's been pure hell," said Schad, who has lived in the town since 1971. Read article... Comments (49) Arrested for being creepy Loomis News | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy "It's an odd charge," said sheriff's Sgt. Jim Byers, noting the statute intends chiefly to protect school-grounds neighborhoods. "The family was at the Folsom Borders Books story-telling time, where he (spoke to one of the children), and for lack of a better term, he creeped the mom out. Read article... Comments (40) "grinding her pubic mound against the victim" The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: DS Milwaukee educator + 14-year-old boy + movie + sofa = handcuffs ... Also: Destined to Die Read article... and This article... Comments (56) Man in tree mistaken for turkey WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: anonymous "Hasting fired at the turkey and moved forward to see if he hit the bird. He then discovered that he accidentally shot Randall Williamson of Pompano Beach." Read article... Comments (27) Hershey's Highway South Bend Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "John Boyd, LaPorte County Police chief of detectives, said he isn't sure if there's a black market for that much chocolate or exactly what the thieves will do with the more than 41,000 pounds of goodness." Read article... Comments (27) Mayor Pervert Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: ferret "A registered sex offender, who was arrested after arranging sex with whom he thought was a 15-year-old girl on the Internet, is running for mayor of his small town." Read article... Comments (30) Police bust party in man's pants Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: Brother Dave Thompson "A Sydney man has been caught with more than 800 ecstasy tablets stuffed down the front of his pants..." Read article... Comments (14) 7 Years Bad Luck KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: Flossy666 "Joshua Moran, 20, was standing near Stearns West residence hall at about 2:30 a.m. Friday when a 3-foot-long dressing mirror smacked him on the back of the head..." Also: Attack of the Easter Bunny Read article... and This article... Comments (17) Leg of Lamb BBC | Submitted by: dirtydes "An animal welfare charity has condemned an incident in which a lamb's leg was thrown onto the pitch during trouble at a football game at the weekend." Read article... Comments (20) Dead Toddler KGW-TV 8 Portland | Submitted by: pdxNEWS Faith healing fails: "Prosecutors are reviewing the death of a 15-month-old girl a medical examiner says could have been saved if she had been treated with antibiotics." Read article... Comments (32) Click Here, Go To Jail news.com | Submitted by: azdollarbill "The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click on them." ... Also: No Horses Allowed Read article... and This article... Comments (66) Network Solutions bans domain over anti-Islam movie London Telegraph | Submitted by: Ascott "Website host Network Solutions suspended www.fitna com, the online venue that Geert Wilders, an anti-immigrant Dutch MP, has planned to show a short film condemning the tents of the Mulism faith." Read article... Comments (31)