Daily Rotten Archives March 27, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Ogre of the Ardennes Wire Services | Submitted by: Myrtle the Turtle Obsessed with virginity: "The parents of young women and girls allegedly murdered by a self-confessed French serial killer heard in court Thursday how he and his wife made a pact to hunt for virgins." Read article... Comments (204) Wombat Rape Stuff NZ | Submitted by: anonymous "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,'' [he] told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about. Read article... and This article... Comments (49) Not again... Seattle Times | Submitted by: aging disgracefully "I informed them I was the owner, but they refused to give the stuff back," Salisbury said. "They showed me the Craigslist printout and told me they had the right to do what they did." Read article... and This article... Comments (35) A conveyor belt of men all expecting sex Daily Mail | Submitted by: Fescue "It happened every night. There were loads of men involved." Her voice cracks. "You couldn't keep count." Read article... Comments (76) Wrong Way London Telegraph | Submitted by: anonymous "Martha Harwood, 81, caused other motorists to swerve as she tootled at 40mph with the crash barrier on her nearside along the outside lane of the M65 in Lancashire." Read article... Comments (24) I Was Molested By Bigfoot Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities." Read article... Comments (48) Pot ok, tobacco not so much dutchnews.nl | Submitted by: Ascott Meanwhile, back in the Netherlands: "The ban on smoking in cafés and restaurants from July 1 will not apply to the smoking of pure marijuana or cannabis..." Read article... Comments (21) Grubby Cop Wannabe KPHO-TV 5 Phoenix | Submitted by: stebot "Gilbert police are looking for motorists pulled over by a 70-year-old suspected police impersonator. Charles Grubbs was arrested Saturday, accused of pulling over a real Gilbert officer for speeding." Read article... Comments (12) Priest Plays Doctor WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: general "Detectives said the conversations became more intense and at one point, Aldrich used a webcam during some of the chat sessions." Read article... Comments (18) Secret Searches Wichita Eagle | Submitted by: anonymous In a recent motion to suppress any evidence from the search, defense lawyer Charles O'Hara argued that the Patriot Act was meant for "serious matters involving national security," not drug cases like the one involving his client, Tyrone Andrews. Read article... Comments (27) Almost Blown Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "I thought what I saw was … garbage stuck in the side of his big intake, and then, a second later, the worst nightmare is that there was a body inside flopping around like a rag doll," said Feeney, who realized the snowblower operator couldn't see Abderrahmane and his bicycle. Read article... Comments (13) Open Season on Peeping Toms Tulsa World | Submitted by: Ron Jeremy's Hairy Sack The Republican’s bill would prohibit the use of “photographic, electronic or video equipment to gaze or look upon any person and capture an image of a private area of the person without the knowledge and consent” of that person. The statute says this would be considered an offense, “regardless of whether the person is in a public or private place.” Read article... Comments (48) Rickrolling the New York Times KHQ | Submitted by: anonymous "Pawly P" says he wanted to make a clip that looked like he interrupted a woman's basketball game by playing a popular song from the 1980's. Read article... Comments (38)