Daily Rotten Archives March 28, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 You have really nice legs WTOL | Submitted by: jesussavez "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex." Read article... Comments (258) Not for ventilation Aftenposten | Submitted by: ChiliconPubies "Someone has been drilling holes into the walls of public roadside restrooms in the area around Lillehammer." Read article... Comments (38) Anti-Emo Riots Wired | Submitted by: Veggie Seriously, anti-emo riots. Read article... Comments (59) Nipple Ring No More Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." Read article... Comments (64) Teen gets almost 6 years for brutal attack Canadian Television | Submitted by: Fort McMurray Camp Bitchslapper "A Halifax-area teen was handed a five-and-a-half year sentence for her role in a horrific three-on-one attack that left her roommate with burns to her ears and tongue, and a broken and unrecognizable face." Read article... Comments (27) Stoners Are People Too norml.org | Submitted by: anonymous "US Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) will introduce legislation in Congress to strip the federal government of its authority to arrest responsible cannabis consumers." Read article... Comments (99) Burn The Witch BBC | Submitted by: PubefinderGeneral Also: Sorry about ghost scare Read article... and This article... Comments (39) Cop Fears Dead People New York Post | Submitted by: PatsyStoneCheers Noting that Doe considers "someone who walks by you and doesn't say hello" to be "an enemy," the judge said his psych tests "indicated numerous problems." Read article... Comments (25) Hey buddy, can you spare a tank Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "Canada will be forced to rely on borrowed tanks for combat in Afghanistan until 2011, a federal tendering document has revealed." Read article... Comments (32) Mom brings baby to rob grocery store WYFF-4 | Submitted by: SnowWhite Master Deputy Ashleigh Bethell said, "Obviously it's kind of alarming. It's not something we see on a daily basis -- for someone to have their 4-month-old -- we were definitely concerned because of the age and the fact there was a weapon involved in this crime. Of course there's always the possibility this child could have been injured as a result of the crime." Read article... Comments (25) Chomp chomp chomp Wire Services | Submitted by: Johnq[poster] "He was still biting me when the cops finally showed up." Read article... Comments (20) Hacker gets 3 years for "SWATting" Seattle Times | Submitted by: anonymous "Authorities spent more than six months tracking down Ellis." Read article... Comments (14) Man goes out drinking, ends up in dumster Muncie Star-Press | Submitted by: anonymous "This gentleman was extremely intoxicated." Read article... Comments (15) The Bum Bot San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: azdollarbill "That is what Rufus Terrill calls the rolling, remote-controlled invention he uses to flush out the prostitutes and pushers who gather near his Atlanta bar, which is two blocks from the city's largest and most controversial homeless shelter." Read article... Comments (24) Wifey on Fire KPHO-TV 5 Phoenix | Submitted by: anonymous "A Phoenix man came home to a gruesome scene Monday: his wife on fire in the front yard." Read article... Comments (22) Teenage Serial Killer CNN | Submitted by: sirmalek "A 16-year-old boy has admitted to the murders of 12 people in southern Brazil, according to a police investigator who described a chillingly calm confession." Read article... Comments (12) Death by falling on your ass KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "A 28-year-old snowboarder who fell quite hard on her buttocks during a beginner's run at Keystone Ski Resort died from irreversible brain damage, the Summit County Coroner concluded." Read article... Comments (22) A "serious and growing problem" InformationWeek | Submitted by: anonymous "I am astonished and appalled by Craigslist's refusal to recognize the reality of prostitution on its Web site -- despite advertisements containing graphic photographs and hourly rates, and widespread public reports of prostitutes using the site." Read article... Comments (24) Secret Stasi Porno London Telegraph | Submitted by: DasPube "Grainy pornographic films made for officers of the People's Army of former Communist East Germany have surfaced in the Stasi files in Berlin. Movies with titles like Glass Dreams, Private Werner's Big Surprise and Fucking for the Fatherland were made by a secret unit set up within a barracks of the army in Biesdorf in East Berlin." Read article... Comments (16)