Daily Rotten Archives March 30, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Jet-Set Lifestyle Daily Mail | Submitted by: Munchkin "Five people were killed when their private aircraft crashed into the home of a family who were just hours away from arriving back from holiday." Read article... Comments (338) Diaper Dad Busted Canoe | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A Spruce Grove sicko with a fetish for diapers and dolls was put behind bars yesterday for molesting his niece and listening to child pornography on his MP3 player." Read article... Comments (59) Bong Attack KPTV-TV 12 Beaverton | Submitted by: Vorlauf "Police said Vincent Gallagher was tripping on psychedelic mushrooms early Tuesday morning and became convinced that his friend was a narcotics officer. Gallagher then began beating his friend with the glass smoking device, breaking it in the process and continuing slashing his friend with the jagged edges, police said." Read article... Comments (35) Mad Scramble for Survival Toronto Star | Submitted by: stebot "It all happened very fast; it was dark." ... "A big piece of ice was suddenly in front of us; we couldn't avoid it. We tried what we could but without a rudder there wasn't much we could do." Read article... Comments (40) Piracy = Terrorism Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous "Attorney General Michael Mukasey warned Friday that the huge profits generated from piracy and counterfeiting are increasingly flowing into the coffers of terrorist groups." ... "Before Friday's speech, he met privately with representatives from companies including Apple Inc. and Adobe Systems Inc." Read article... and This article... Comments (79) Victory for the Topless Daily Mail | Submitted by: anonymous "Women in Copenhagen can now swim and walk around in public pools without their bikini tops" ... Quote: "We want our breasts to be as normal and desexualised as men's, so that we too can pull off our shirts at football matches." Read article... Comments (58) Mauled by Cheetahs MSNBC | Submitted by: anonymous "The owner of a wildlife sanctuary was attacked by two cheetahs and hospitalized with about 40 puncture wounds to her extremities and back..." Read article... Comments (28) Face down on the floor Dallas Morning News | Submitted by: Hrodgar the Red "Odessa man says he was performing exorcism when wife died" Read article... Comments (25) Wifey starves to death BBC | Submitted by: anonymous "A 71-year-old man has been jailed for allowing his mentally ill wife to starve to death while he went to the pub and visited the bookmakers." Read article... Comments (31)