Daily Rotten Archives July 11, 2008 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Firefighter Hazing Involves Anal Roman Candle FOX DC | Submitted by: bib "If that wasn't dangerous enough, one firework is ignited between a man's back side... Other parts of the video show someone referred to as a rookie. At one point, his underwear is pulled tightly around his neck. In other pieces of the tape, the same man repeatedly uses slang terminology to indicate he is drunk. The other men seen in the video -- who are allegedly Kentland Volunteer Firefighters -- heckle him, call him names, and order him to pick up trash numerous times." With outstanding video. Read article... Comments (242) South Carolina is SOOOO Gay Palmetoo Scoop | Submitted by: Flag Hag "The Palmetto Scoop has learned that the Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism — a state agency overseen by the Gov. Mark Sanford's office -- is spending an undisclosed amount of its nearly $14 million advertising budget to take part in the So Gay campaign, an effort launched in London, England, by the gay marketing agency 'Out Now' to lure homosexual tourists to South Carolina and five U.S. cities." Read article... Comments (49) Queen Victoria's Alarmingly Large Panties London Telegraph | Submitted by: HairygapingPubes "The size of the underwear supports the theory that the Queen had become morbidly obese towards the end of her life.. The drawers -- which dwarf the average British woman's 33 inch waist today -- will be auctioned along with a selection of other Royal undergarments." Read article... Comments (41) Pornomotorist Gives Great Mugshot ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: meth mouse "Police say 47-year old Robert Joseph Martin of Cape May Court House parked his car at the Ocean View service area of the Garden State Parkway and deliberately left pornographic materials on the car's dashboard and seats... Officials say among the items left in the 1989 Lincoln were magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women's panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll." Read article... Comments (45) Nose Biter "At War" WYFF 4 NBC | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "The fight started after Eastwood rammed his truck into Easterling's car [outside the Burger King]... Deputies said that when they arrived, they found 32-year-old Easterling with an extremely bloody face, and Eastwood with blood around his mouth, but no injuries. Deputies called for emergency medical assistance when they realized Easterling's nose was missing." Read article... Comments (27) Your Clothes Give Them To Me Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | Submitted by: JP "The near-naked Bishop waved toward police, telling them that the man who robbed the gas station was to the southwest of their location... Once they stopped Bishop, police quickly grew skeptical of that story. Officers found in Bishop’s briefs a wad of cash totaling $412, a wallet and an unopened pack of cigarettes, according to the complaint. Bishop told police he had been robbed of his clothing by someone who looked like him, but that the robber did not want the money or the cigarettes." Read article... Comments (25) Thought Cops: Winnipeg Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: turducked out "The mother, who considers herself a white nationalist, is fighting the child welfare system to regain custody of her daughter, 7, and son, 2... Four months ago, her daughter drew a swastika on her arm and went to school, where her teacher scrubbed it off. The mother helped her daughter draw it on her arm again, an act she regrets." Read article... Comments (76) China Orders Dogmeat off Olympic Menu Xinhua | Submitted by: Brother Bru Bru I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand... he was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks: "Earlier, the Beijing Catering Trade Association issued a circular that forbade all 112-designated restaurants to provide dog meat dishes during the August Olympics. It added, as for other establishments, they were strongly advised to suspend serving dog until September." Read article... Comments (46) Claus Wars London Telegraph | Submitted by: VonPubewitz Violent schism rocks Santa community: "Before he was escorted out by security guards, he claimed the Elf Net's 6'4 tall [BBS] administrator "used his elbow to bounce me off the wall" while Mr Trolli said the interloper charged into him "like a linebacker"... "They threatened me with the FBI, and called me a thief and a terrorist," [Santa] told the Wall Street Journal. Leaders of the group deny the charge." Read article... Comments (11) Woman Loses Fingertip in Brawl. Again. St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Flossy666 "It felt a little familiar. In 1996, she said she fought another woman at her sister-in-law's house. The woman bit off the tip of Wimbush's right middle finger. A plastic surgeon's skin graft saved it... But this time, a St. Joseph's hand specialist numbed her finger and amputated part of the bone." Read article... Comments (22) Diplomat: Sex with Kids OK in Foreign Lands Fox News | Submitted by: Brother Bru Bru "An ex-diplomat convicted of having sex with teenage girls in the Congo and Brazil and taping the encounters is asking a judge for leniency, claiming that cultural differences in those countries make sex with girls more acceptable." Read article... Comments (40) Afghan CIA Warlord Friends Now Our Enemies US News and World Report | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Amid a well-coordinated assassination attempt on Afghan President Hamid Karzai and large-scale bombings last week in the capitals of both Afghanistan and Pakistan, US forces are keenly aware that they are facing an increasingly complex enemy here-- what U.S. military officials now call a syndicate -- composed not only of Taliban fighters but also powerful warlords who were once on the payroll of the Central Intelligence Agency." Read article... Comments (41)