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Self-Immolation Fails To Impress Girlfriend
Fox News | Submitted by: Waste 'Em All�God'll Sort 'Em Out
"[An incredibly dumb] Swedish man's attempt to impress his date went horribly awry Friday, as he ended up lighting himself on fire and going into shock... The 33-year-old man also faces allegations of endangering the public as he recovers from serious burn injuries in a hospital in Vastervik, The Local reported."

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Tres Letras, The Mexican Badass
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: scarfface
"His heavily armed hit men, authorities say, have been leaving the gruesome displays of charred and decapitated bodies across the city, signed with the moniker Tres Letras, for the three letters in Teo. And authorities believe he runs a network of hideouts where kidnap victims are held in cages." And why isn't his face on any WANTED posters?

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Bedazzled at 532 Nanometers
Irish Times | Submitted by: Vomit
"The British Civil Aviation Authority said that in the past six months there were at least five attempts to dazzle pilots with laser pointers in Northern Ireland. In Britain this year there were scores of such incidents. The most serious incident in Ireland happened at George Best Belfast City Airport in August, when the captain of a Boeing 737 was hit in the eye with a laser as he made his approach to land."

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Family Finds Giant Squirrel in Attic
Wilkes-Barre Times-Leader | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray
"“It appears he was staying in the attic for a few days, Sgt. Ron Dombroski said. He was stealing items from the home and taking it all in the attic. It’s a double block home with a shared attic... He had everything up there, she said. He had candles, food; he wrapped himself in blankets and insulation to sleep."

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Jeans, Black Hair Dye: FATWA
Deccan Herald | Submitted by: lord asshole
"The physical structure (curves) of the body is reflected if one puts on a jeans. Wearing them by a woman is a sin, the fatwa said adding that it should not be put on by the menfolk also. It is barred for men as well. Women, who want to look as men, are cursed, the fatwa went on to say. On a query on dyeing one's hair in black, the fatwa said that any other colour other than black is permissible. “Use of black hair dye is un-Islamic."

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The Rise of CCTV in Schools
London Telegraph | Submitted by: whatsnew74
"The surveillance equipment is in use in around 85 primary and secondary schools and colleges across the country. Classwatch, the company behind the system, says it is being used as a way to monitor children who are disrupting lessons. The firm said the equipment, which is sold with evidence bags approved by the Crown Prosecution Service to store material for court cases, can be used to compile proof of wrongdoing."

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Sheelan's Circumcision
Washington Post | Submitted by: Jean
"Sheelan Anwar Omer, a shy 7-year-old Kurdish girl, bounded into her neighbor's house with an ear-to-ear smile, looking for the party her mother had promised. There was no celebration. Instead, a local woman quickly locked a rusty red door behind Sheelan, who looked bewildered when her mother ordered the girl to remove her underpants. Sheelan began to whimper, then tremble, while the women pushed apart her legs and a midwife raised a stainless-steel razor blade in the air. I do this in the name of Allah!" With photo gallery.

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Get Your Loved Ones A Child Maid
Wire Services | Submitted by: lord asshole
"She started wetting her bed. Her sheets stank. So did her oversized T-shirt and the other hand-me-downs she wore. While doing the family's laundry, she slipped her own clothes into the load. Madame slapped her. She told me my clothes were dirtier than theirs. That I wasn't allowed to clean mine there, she said. She washed her clothes in a bucket in the garage. She hung them to dry outside, next to the trash cans."

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He Who Skips Breakfast Is Hornier (in Japan)
Reuters | Submitted by: Jean
"Teens who skip breakfast as middle school students tend to have sex at an earlier age than those who start the day with a proper meal, a government-backed Japanese medical researcher said on Friday... The average age of first-time sex for those who said they ate breakfast every day as a middle school student was 19.4, while for those who skipped breakfast, the average age was 17.5."

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McShizzle Kicked It Old School
London Telegraph | Submitted by: DoubtfulPubes
"Rap music originated in the medieval taverns of Scotland rather than the mean streets of the Bronx and Brooklyn, an American academic has claimed... According to the theory, Scottish slave owners took the tradition with them to the United States, where it was adopted and developed by slaves, emerging many years later as rap."

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Tennessee Sludge Spill Grows to One Billion Gallons
CNN | Submitted by: Waste 'Em All�God'll Sort 'Em Out
"Estimates for the amount of thick sludge that gushed from a Tennessee coal plant last week have tripled to more than [Dr. Evil Voice] a billion gallons, as cleanup crews try to remove the goop from homes and railroads and halt its oozing into an adjacent river... Environmental advocates say the ash contains concentrated levels of mercury and arsenic." It should be noted that an excellent authority posits that mercury is the "sweetest of the transition metals."

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Ubermensch and Untermensch in Humanity's Future
BBC | Submitted by: Vomit
"Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge... The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the underclass humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures."

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