Daily Rotten Archives January 9, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Hungry Inmate Runs Out Of Eyeballs Sherman Herald Democrat | Submitted by: furpo "An officer on death row was conducting a security check on 10 building when he observed what appeared to be blood on the inmate's face. Thomas told officials he had pulled out his eye and eaten it." His attorney notes: "He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1. He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one." Read article... Comments (652) Schizo's Boyfriend Stewed and Pickled Denver Channel | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "Deputies found pieces of Green's body in Woodry's apartment after someone reported bones in the trash bin outside the complex. Deputies also found cookware containing parts of Green's body, as well as some of his pickled body parts, in Woodry's apartment... Pieces of evidence brought up during the trial ranged from a .25-caliber pistol and ammunition to a cooking pot, bowl and spoon that contained bite-size chunks of human flesh." Read article... Comments (577) Butterfly Cock Senses Foreign Sperm New Scientist | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "The biologist paired male monarch butterflies with a selection of females that had had different numbers of partners. She found that males could selectively increase or decrease the amount of fertile sperm in their deposits, depending on the amount of sperm already in the female left by previous partners... 'I don't know of any other creatures that respond to the amount of sperm inside their mates.'" Read article... Comments (36) Gotti Son's Killer Dissolved In A Drum London Telegraph | Submitted by: SleepswithPubes "Mr. Favara was unfortunate enough to be driving home in the Howard Beach neighbourhood of Queens, New York, when 12-year-old Frank Gotti darted in front of his car on a mini motorbike... Investigators ruled the crash an accident but Mr Favara was subjected to death threats and harassment for months, including having "murderer" spray-painted across his car... The police were reportedly later told that Gotti dismembered Mr Favara himself with a chainsaw when he returned from Florida." Read article... Comments (25) CIA Drones Bomb Northern Pakistan Washington Post | Submitted by: Pope J.Paul-II, back from the grave... "A New Year's Day CIA strike in northern Pakistan killed two top al-Qaeda members long sought by the United States, including the man believed to be behind September's deadly suicide bombing at a Marriott hotel in the Pakistani capital, U.S. counterterrorism officials confirmed yesterday... Details of the attack were sketchy, but counterterrorism officials privy to classified reports said the men were killed by a 100-pound Hellfire missile fired by an unmanned aircraft operated by the CIA." Read article... Comments (30) Israeli Efficiency In Gaza Strike London Telegraph | Submitted by: afro-cuban bach "Growing evidence emerged today of the bloodiest single incident of the Gaza conflict when around 70 corpses were found by a Palestinian paramedic near a bombed-out house... They said that after the Israeli army first took the town on Saturday night soldiers had ordered about 100 members of the clan to gather in a single house owned by Wael Samouni around dawn on Sunday. At 6.35am on Monday the house was repeatedly shelled with appalling loss of civilian life." Read article... Comments (75) This Party Is A Predator Boston Herald | Submitted by: eastern front "A married South Shore elementary school teacher was so 'obsessed' with a teen boy she had sex with him on his kitchen floor, in the shower and in the living room and it all began when he was 13 years old, prosecutors said today. The alleged victim, now 16, said they had sex a total of 300 times... The relationship went sour sometime in late 2007 when the boy starting having relationships with girls his own age." Read article... Comments (37) Mining Company Gives Town Diarrhea News Corporation | Submitted by: RunnyPubes "The mining company said it had no choice but to resume discharges into the Nogoa River when its three dams filled to capacity after heavy rain... There's about 300 to 400 here and the water is so crook, just about everyone gets gastric sooner or later... Skeptics weigh in: "We've just had a lot of rain that has flushed out all that dirty water. And they tell me there's 1000 times more salt in a jar of vegemite than there is in our water." Read article... Comments (21) Just The Liquor Talking Niagara Gazette | Submitted by: hammer this into ya "Deputies asked if he had been drinking alcohol, and he allegedly said, "Uh, hello, yeah, I was fuckin' drinking. I almost died, dude, and you ask me that shit? ... I wasn't driving, if that's what you're getting at, dude. Nice try, good police work." ... He allegedly failed several field sobriety tests but refused to take an alcohol field sensor test, saying, "Dude, I don't blow into long tube-shaped things. You have at it if you like blowing." Read article... Comments (25)