Daily Rotten Archives January 12, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Seriously In Love With This Performance Artist Sun | Submitted by: zsoul "Randy reveller Emma Modrate repeatedly performed sex acts on her boyfriend in the street in front of dozens of appalled passers-by. The 26-year-old landed herself in court for the despicable act which was captured on CCTV. Modrate performed the act three times on her boyfriend Liam Dougherty outside Yates’ pub in Durham city centre in front of outraged onlookers." The story is meh but Emma's photograph is A+++++++. Read article... Comments (500) Eternal Flame Extinguished After Gas Bill Arrives Wire Services | Submitted by: Boonedoogle "An eternal flame at Bullhead City's new veterans memorial park that only lasted until city officials received a $961 gas bill has been re-lit following complaints by veterans groups. The Medal of Honor Memorial at the Arizona Veterans Memorial Park alongside the Colorado River was lit on Veterans Day in November. When the bill arrived in late December, city officials were stunned." Read article... Comments (26) White Trash Wedding at Taco Bell KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Customers inside the fast-food restaurant continued to order tacos and burritos as the couple sat Friday in an orange booth at Taco Bell and exchanged vows... It's appropriate, groom Paul Brooks said. It's an offbeat relationship... The bride wore a $15 hot pink dress and the entire wedding cost about $200." Read article... Comments (40) Wii Kills Dog, Then Miraculous Resurrection KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "We had just got the Wii for Christmas, explained owner Kathy White, so we were trying it out, and that's when Alexis and I were bowling and Ozzy was standing by me and he jumped up and I hit him in the temple and killed him instantly." The dog was later revived by manual respiration. Read article... Comments (26) Talking About Smell Club Guardian | Submitted by: Jean "Worried that a trip to Japan might be ruined by the stench of feline halitosis? Convinced that a weekend break in Paris will be all the more memorable for a sniff of herbal soap? Time, then, to consider membership of the Smell Club. The club's website (Japanese language), is the brainchild of a Japanese firm with an overdeveloped interest in all things nasal, and tags different odours around the world, pinpointing them on a map." Read article... Comments (15) Washing Ashore With Your Somali Pirate Loot BBC | Submitted by: old prospector "The body of a Somali pirate who reportedly drowned soon after receiving a huge ransom has washed ashore with $153,000 in cash, his uncle says... They reportedly received $3M for freeing the tanker but five were said to have drowned after fleeing." The family is drying out the money and intends to keep it. Read article... Comments (22) Florida: Make Bestiality A Felony tbo.com | Submitted by: furpo "It includes anyone who would knowingly organize, promote, conduct, advertise, aid, abet, participate in as an observer, or performing any service to further the act of bestiality." Whoop, there goes my weekend. Read article... Comments (26) Man Fakes Distress Call, Parachutes from Plane CNN | Submitted by: Jean "A man whose financial management business is under investigation faked a life-or-death emergency in his private aircraft before secretly parachuting out and letting his plane crash in the Florida panhandle... The pilot, identified as Marcus Schrenker, 38, later checked into a hotel in Alabama under a fake name and then put on a black cap and fled into woods, authorities in Alabama said, according to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office in Milton, Florida." Read article... Comments (13) Guards Teased Now-Dead Inmate by Withholding Insulin Detroit News | Submitted by: furpo "Krohn said after Flores began begging for her insulin, jail guards taunted her by placing the medicine just outside her cell door... One guard said, You have enough heroin in your body; you don't need any more drugs, Krohn said. I started yelling at the guards to give this woman her insulin." The woman revealing this was allegedly told by guards: "If you speak a word of what you saw, you will end up back in jail. And it won't be the county jail, either." Read article... Comments (26) Ignite Your Legislator! News Corporation | Submitted by: Bar-B-Pubes "A Singaporean MP has suffered serious burns after being set on fire by an elderly man at a community event in front of shocked residents, officials said today... Seng Han Thong of the ruling People's Action Party was visiting his parliamentary district on yesterday when a 70-year-old man poured paint thinner on him and ignited it with a kitchen stove lighter, local press reports said." Read article... Comments (10) Birth Controller Laments Austrian Babypocalypse Catholic News Agency | Submitted by: whatsnew74 "In a personal commentary in the Austrian newspaper Der Standard, Djerassi said his invention is partly to blame for demographic imbalance in Europe. On the continent, he argued, there is now no connection at all between sexuality and reproduction... This divide in Catholic Austria, a country which has on average 1.4 children per family, is now complete, he wrote." Read article... Comments (18) The Cussing Pastor New York Times | Submitted by: Jean "Pastor Mark, is masturbation a valid form of birth control? Driscoll doesn’t miss a beat: “I had one guy quote Ecclesiastes 9:10, which says, Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might. The audience bursts out laughing... Conservatives call Driscoll 'the cussing pastor' and wish that he’d trade in his fashionably distressed jeans and taste for indie rock for a suit and tie and placid choral arrangements." Read article... Comments (13) Bringing A Dead Baby In Your Carry-On News Corporation | Submitted by: StiffWeePubies "Papua New Guinea police have arrested a woman attempting to carry a dead baby in her hand luggage on an internal flight." Apparently, dead babies are on the list of proscribed items, and as such they require a permit to be obtained. Perhaps this was just a bureaucratic oversight. Read article... Comments (13) Madonna Scheduled for Beheading The People (UK) | Submitted by: lord asshole "Madonna has urgently beefed up her family's security after being targeted by Muslim fanatics seeking revenge for Israel's attacks on Gaza... One Palestinian terrorist chief has threatened to behead the superstar who is a dedicated member of the Jewish Kabbalah sect." Read article... Comments (34) Lebensborn Wants Blond Babies Daily Mail | Submitted by: Waste 'Em All—God'll Sort 'Em Out "With blond hair and striking blue eyes, the toddler attracted admiring glances from other mothers growing up in the Crimea. But Folker Heinecke's looks also proved a curse: they brought him to the attention of Heinrich Himmler, the psychopathic head of the German SS and architect of a plan to populate the world with the Aryan Master Race." Read article... Comments (15) Unabomber Papers To Be Auctioned Sacramento Bee | Submitted by: furpo "Almost 13 years after federal agents seized the contents of convicted Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski's Montana cabin -- including original writings he later sought to donate to the University of Michigan -- a federal appellate court has approved an Internet sale of the material." Read article... Comments (8) Dog Gives Birth To Mutant Homunculus Pravda | Submitted by: commhealy A picture of something that allegedly came out of a dog. Read article... Comments (23)