Daily Rotten Archives February 11, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Sudsy Piss Now In A Can Times | Submitted by: Davedou "Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink -- called gau jal, or cow water -- was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "by the end of this year"... "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too. Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins." Read article... Comments (474) On Tour: Chinatown Death Bus USA Today | Submitted by: shtfrbns "The country that executed more than four times as many convicts as the rest of the world combined last year is slowly phasing out public executions by firing squad in favor of lethal injections. Unlike the United States and Singapore, the only two other countries where death is administered by injection, China metes out capital punishment from specially equipped death vans that shuttle from town to town." Read article... Comments (40) The Homeless Dog Hoarder Idaho Statesman | Submitted by: ace pee frehley "The car was soaked with urine and covered in feces. The ammonia level in the vehicle was 23 parts per million even after the doors had been opened for several minutes. As a frame of reference, humans start experiencing health issues at 12 parts per million." [With photo.] Read article... Comments (21) Cocksucker Moonlights As FBI Interrogator London Telegraph | Submitted by: ItchyPubes "A female FBI officer tortured a suspect in the Mumbai terrorist attacks by performing a sex act on him during interrogation, it has been claimed... The suspect claims the "white woman" removed all his clothes and showed him pornographic films... In the papers, he claims that three foreigners, including the woman, sexually abused him, causing him "severe itching and wounds" on his body, including his genitals." Read article... Comments (48) Philippine Troops Assault MILF Strongholds Welt Online | Submitted by: anonymous "Thousands of troops backed by air and artillery fire have captured 15 Muslim guerrilla strongholds in the southern Philippines after five days of intense fighting, while more than 272,000 villagers have fled their homes... The massive air and ground assault will not end until Philippine government forces have captured or killed three commanders of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) who were responsible for... attacks against civilians, including the burning and looting of homes and farms a week ago that left 37 people shot or hacked to death." Read article... Comments (19) Lipstick Hybristophile Courts Black Widower Chicago Breaking News | Submitted by: DS "A 24-year-old woman who once claimed her relationship with Drew Peterson was a publicity stunt now says she again is his fiance and has moved back in with him... His current wife, Stacy, disappeared at the age of 23 in October 2007 and Peterson is the sole suspect in her case. His third wife, Kathleen Savio, was found dead in an empty bathtub in March 2004. Authorities now say that a second autopsy of the 40-year-old woman indicated her death was a homicide." Read article... Comments (14) Collateral Damage From Phelps Toke WIS-TV 10 Columbia | Submitted by: DS "We've now learned that since investigators began trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants... We've also learned that the department has located and confiscated that bong. Sources say the owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000." Read article... Comments (25) Bartender Cheats At Drinking Game BBC | Submitted by: Jean "A Berlin barman has gone on trial accused of having served a 16-year-old boy 45 tequila shots, which killed him... The 28-year-old barman, identified only as Aytac G, allegedly had a drinking bet with the schoolboy, but poured mostly water for himself." Read article... Comments (17) Down The Drain Goes The Bathtub Killer Marin Independent Journal | Submitted by: ferret "Scheanette, 35, became known as the "Bathtub Killer" after two women at the same apartment complex in Arlington in 1996 were found dead in half-filled bathtubs, strangled, raped and bound with duct tape... The slayings terrorized the Dallas-Fort Worth area and went unsolved for more than three years, until Scheanette was arrested for a burglary and his fingerprints were tied to the killings. DNA strengthened the confirmations and pointed to his involvement in other rapes." Read article... Comments (14) Ad-Hoc Animal Shelter Broken Up Buffalo News | Submitted by: Lt.-Capt. Transgender "They just got in over their heads. They didn’t know who to turn to. The animals kept breeding over and over" -- 50 chickens of different varieties, nearly the same number of rabbits, 14 degus (a South American rodent), seven tarantulas, two iguanas and three ferrets... The Zimmermans dismissed the stench authorities encountered, saying the officers were unaccustomed to the smells of so many different creatures living together in close quarters." Read article... Comments (7) Saudi Rape Inquest By The Book Daily Mail | Submitted by: LashingsofPubes "A Saudi judge has ordered a woman should be jailed for a year and receive 100 lashes after she was gang-raped... The 23-year-old woman, who became pregnant after her ordeal, was reportedly assaulted after accepting a lift from a man. She eventually 'confessed' to having 'forced intercourse' with her attackers and was brought before a judge at the District Court in Jeddah." Read article... Comments (32) Jesus Shoots At Strangers Treasure Coast Newspapers | Submitted by: Henry 'Tools' Crass_Bastard "Kern decided while driving to Port St. Lucie from Georgia that she needed to kill her father 'because she felt like he was Satan and she was Jesus'... Instead, Kern stole a gun from her father, beginning a three-county shooting spree -- where she shot at strangers on Interstate 95 before killing two family members... one by bludgeoning and stabbing her with a tire iron." Read article... Comments (18) Ass Blown Out With An Air Rifle Austrian Times | Submitted by: Jaynie "A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after poking an air rifle up his friend's bottom and firing it -- causing his intestines to explode... "We often played around with air rifles -- it was just a bit of fooling around -- I said I was going to shoot him in the bum. He said he didn't care and I pulled the trigger and he just collapsed." Read article... Comments (29) Death By Silicone Ass Daily Mail | Submitted by: LowdownPubes "Two women are fighting for their lives after cosmetic injections aimed at giving them J.Lo style bottoms went disastrously wrong... One woman suffered total kidney failure after being 'poisoned' with what is believed to be industrial silicone. Her friend is also in a critical condition in a Florida hospital after her internal organs stopped functioning." Read article... Comments (22) Death By Drill Attachment Daily Mail | Submitted by: TrepannedPubes "He bugged her 4x4 car and fitted a tracking device before secretly following her around. When his suspicions were confirmed he killed her in their bedroom and carried her body downstairs to the garage outside... Within an hour of finding 42-year-old Mrs Grinhaff's body, officers found the body of her husband in woodland a mile-and-a-half away next to his car. He had killed himself by drilling into his leg and arm with the saw attachment to his cordless electric drill." Read article... Comments (18) Death By Immobility KHQ-TV | Submitted by: Henry the 8th Gerbil "After her fall, Klein's wife remained on the floor unable to move for nearly 10 weeks... Detectives on the scene said the body of Klein's wife was found lying naked on the carpeted floor in the doorway of the master bathroom. From the discoloration on the carpet it appeared that the victim had been lying on the floor for a long period of time. The body had several large ulcers on the skin of the left hip and leg." Read article... Comments (16) PETA Dressed As KKK For Some Reason LA Times | Submitted by: Henry, 'Woof_Woff' Swine-Herd "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals turned out at Madison Square Garden today to protest the 133rd annual Westminster dog show. Group members, decked out in Klansman robes and armed with brochures that read The KKK and the AKC: BFF?, argued that purebred duhhhhhhh don't care Read article... Comments (28) Caped Crusader Storms Adult Shoppe Sacramento Bee | Submitted by: Mr. Limpet "Hadeen was wearing an American flag sequin hat, green shirt, blue jeans, tennis shoes and red cape. He was carrying a 2- to 3-foot wood sword... Hadeen allegedly took one of the enhancing devices, worth about $200, and waved the sword at a clerk "as if to ward him off," he said. Read article... Comments (22)