Daily Rotten Archives March 7, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 A Pound of Balls in the Ass Daily Mail | Submitted by: SitDownPubes "A man had to have a pound of steel ball-bearings removed from his bottom after a bomb went off under his chair. Wen Hsueh, 28, had been sitting in a tea house in Longtang, south-east China, when the bomber hurled two home made devices into the room. Astonishingly, doctors managed to remove the ball bearings though they said Mr Wen would need another operation as there were too many to take out at one time." Very nice X-Ray. Read article... Comments (539) Hezbollah Required Permission Slips To Go Whoring Memri | Submitted by: Lord RedPubes "[In your book,] you write: When I went on trips, I used to go secretly with several young friends to the Al-Marja neighborhood in Damascus. We would go to a hotel in order to have sex with prostitutes for 500 Syrian liras per half hour. To justify this, you write: None of us would make physical contact with the girl he chose before signing a formal pleasure-marriage contract with her." Read article... Comments (33) Russian Scholar Predicts End of USA by 2011 Wire Services | Submitted by: SadPubes "If you're inclined to believe Igor Panarin, and the Kremlin wouldn't mind if you did, then President Barack Obama will order martial law this year, the U.S. will split into six rump-states before 2011, and Russia and China will become the backbones of a new world order." Panarin is the dean of a diplomatic school run by Russia's Foreign Ministry. Read article... Comments (62) Vampire Grave Found in Venice New Scientist | Submitted by: PubeChewer "At the time the woman died, many people believed that the plague was spread by vampires which, rather than drinking people's blood, spread disease by chewing on their shrouds after dying. Grave-diggers put bricks in the mouths of suspected vampires to stop them doing this, Borrini says." Read article... Comments (13) Debt Collectors Target The Dead NewsMax | Submitted by: ikthool "In Minneapolis, Minn., teams of debt agents labor on the third floor of DCM Services, are dialing up the departed dear ones' next of kin and thoughtfully asking if they want to settle the balance on a credit card or bank loan or make one last utility bill or mobile phone payment." Note that there is no legal or moral obligation to pay a dead person's bills. Read article... Comments (30) Man Rescued From the Shitter Times-News | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "Johnson said the man, who asked police not to be identified, was unable to find his car keys after using the lavatory. Thinking his keys had fallen in the tank, the man removed a round plastic cover at the base of the toilet and climbed in to find them. Once inside he was unable to pull himself out, and waited until someone else arrived." Also, his keys were found in his back pocket. Read article... Comments (16) Guantanamo: Torture by EMINEM The Age | Submitted by: RlackBevil "Mohamed said he was beaten at Guantanamo and also described mistreatment at other detention centres. He said his chest and penis were slashed with razors while he was held in Morocco. In Afghanistan he lived in constant darkness and came close to insanity after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month." Read article... Comments (32) Florida Underworld Organizes With Pirate Radio Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: regatta room "Ostensibly the pirate radio station, dubbed Street Heat, broadcasted live advertisements referencing gangs, promoted where to buy illegal narcotics or solicit prostitution and offered gang-related advice such as how to fold a flag, or bandanna... An Orange County SWAT team executed a search warrant at the home just before 9PM Friday night. Radio station operators were arrested and charged with unauthorized transmission and possession of cannabis with intent to deliver." Read article... Comments (23) Texas Family Values: Retard In A Box Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: athenstexman "Police attempting to serve a warrant on an unrelated matter at the couple's home Wednesday discovered a man clad in an adult diaper hanging to his knees locked in a room covered with filth... Upon being released from the room, the man ran to the kitchen and tried to eat frozen bacon and a TV dinner through the box, Gabbard said." Read article... Comments (23) How To Fuck In Public With Style The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: anonymous "Silvia told Officer Mark Roberts that he just wanted to fuck and did not know that he was going to get pinched. He added that he did not see any children in the area due to the fact that his ass was up in the air and he was not looking for any kids. As for why he was having sex in public, Silvia explained, You do it in a house, I am homeless so I do it out here." Read article... Comments (18) Ask for Politeness, Get Pepper Spray Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "I just said please, Fortunato explained Thursday. He said: Get out of the car or I spray you, and... I thought he was just trying to scare me off or something and I was pepper sprayed from a foot or two away. He said it was then that five or six border guards jumped on him, placed him in handcuffs and questioned him for three hours last Monday afternoon." Read article... Comments (27) Smuggler's Leg Cast Was Made of Cocaine BBC | Submitted by: SnifflyPubes "A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his cast was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say... The 66-year-old carried six cans of beer and two hollowed-out stools that also contained cocaine, they add... The police statement said officers were investigating whether the injuries were inflicted intentionally to facilitate trafficking through security checks." Read article... Comments (25) Fat Duck Shuttered After Outbreak International Herald Tribune | Submitted by: The VUXX "Hundreds of people in the last month have reported falling sick with vomiting and diarrhea after eating at The Fat Duck restaurant in Bray, Berkshire. The Fat Duck, which has three Michelin stars and is perhaps the most celebrated restaurant in Britain, is currently closed... Speculation runs that the diners might have come down with Winter Vomiting Disease, a highly contagious type of norovirus that has been cutting a swathe through Britain this winter." Read article... Comments (23)