Daily Rotten Archives March 11, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Florida Bestiality Ban Nears Treasure Coast Newspapers | Submitted by: Bo Raxo Florida never ceases to amaze. "But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the Goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could never link him to the crime scene. The suspect was arrested in a separate goat-abducting months later, said Walton County Assistant State Attorney Walter Parker." Read article... Comments (925) Horse Bites Off Man's Testicle, Finds It Disagreeable News Corporation | Submitted by: WFern Wild behavior or not, one must wonder how the testicle came in such close proximity to the animal's mouth. "Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement. Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement, the bystander was quoted as saying." Read article... Comments (39) The Rats of East Yorkshire Daily Mail | Submitted by: ProudBritishPubes "Most locals have encountered them, and some still shudder at the thought. One woman said she was so terrified of walking into the village that she tucked her trousers into her wellies and sealed the tops with plastic bags and rubber bands (a curious sight, even in rural East Yorkshire). Another didn't venture into her garage all week for fear of a rat-pack incursion." Read article... Comments (22) Soldier Fails To Impress Ladies With Gun In Pants News Corporation | Submitted by: ImpressivePubes "Samuel John Radoll, 21, approached two women in The Met nightclub on October 25 last year and asked them to feel the awesome thing he had down his pants, the Brisbane Magistrates Court was told today. The first woman happily chatted to Radoll, sat on his lap and had her photo taken with him after she discovered he had a gun secreted down the front of his jeans." Read article... Comments (15) Earth Into The Shitter, Faster Than Thought New Scientist | Submitted by: anonymous "Overall, the new graph shows that climate change poses a greater risk at lower temperatures than estimated in 2001. For some categories, it suggests the planet is already close to being in the red. In particular, the amount of warming that we are currently experiencing is deemed to already pose significant risk to unique ecosystems and species." Read article... Comments (38) Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves Der Spiegel | Submitted by: whatsnew74 "A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce." And most hilariously, "The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product." Read article... Comments (55) Terror Watch List Hits 1 Million USA Today | Submitted by: anonymous "It's unclear how many individuals those 33,000 records represent — the center often uses multiple entries, or identities, for a person to reflect variances in name spellings or other identifying information. The remaining million entries represent about 400,000 individuals, according to the center." Read article... Comments (13) Executives Abscond With 81 Vehicles Wire Services | Submitted by: lord redpubes "Scores of new cars vanished from a western Nebraska car dealership and a prosecutor said Wednesday that some had turned up in other states and warrants had been issued for three missing executives. The 81 Fords and Toyotas taken from Legacy Auto Sales in Scottsbluff were valued at about $2.5 million." Read article... Comments (18) Colonel Sanders Pulled From River MSNBC | Submitted by: Blackie White (Boston Blackie) "A statue of the KFC mascot has been found in a river in Osaka, a city official said Wednesday, nearly a quarter century after being tossed in by crazed baseball fans who felt the image of restaurant founder Harland Sanders resembled a key team member." Read article... Comments (29)