Daily Rotten Archives March 16, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 New Jersey To Ban Brazilians Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: anonymous "The painful Brazilian wax and its intimate derivatives are in danger of being stripped from salon and spa menus if a recent proposal to ban genital waxing is passed... Women would go ballistic if the proposal passed. She said that some women would resort to waxing themselves, visiting unlicensed salons or traveling to other states, including Pennsylvania, in a quest to remain bare down there." The ultimate irony of course, is that New Jerseyans are often the most in need of this procedure. Read article... Comments (145) I Am A Sucker For Tattooed Eyelids CNN | Submitted by: Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera, a recent ddition to Forbe's 'bi "As the teens became more immersed in the cartel lifestyle, their appearance changed. Cardona had eyeballs tattooed on his eyelids. Reta's face became covered in tattoo markings. Prosecutors say during his trial Reta used make-up to cover the facial markings. And both sported tattoos of Santa Muerte, the Grim Reaper-like pseudo-saint worshipped by drug traffickers." Read article... Comments (23) Amok Beheads Goats on Halloween Tooele Transcript | Submitted by: ferret "Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman, formerly of Tooele, and a male juvenile accomplice allegedly stole the goats from a backyard pen and took them to Northlake Elementary School, where they proceeded to cut off the animals' heads." His mugshot clearly demonstrates that he is exactly the type of person who would do such a thing. Read article... Comments (22) Austria Is 30% Fascist Daily Mail | Submitted by: Lucifer, still on vacation, approving his puppets "In Austria's recent general election, nearly 30 per cent of voters backed extremist right-wing parties... Ominous-looking men with scars across their faces whisper to each other and shake hands. These are members of Austria's Burschenschaften, an arcane, secretive organisation best known for its fascination with fencing, an initiation ceremony that includes a duel in which the opponents cut each other's faces, and for its strong links to the far right." Read article... Comments (25) Naked 1974 Photos Haunt Conservative Candidate Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: anonymous "Pauline Hanson's humiliation over near-nude photos is making world news, with coverage in Britain, New Zealand, Asia and South Africa... Far-right Australian politician Pauline Hanson said on Monday she was suing newspapers that published raunchy photos supposedly showing her partially nude, saying the pictures were not of her." Read article... Comments (28) Next Time, Use Better Antler-Bolts Wire Services | Submitted by: ikthool "A man who bolted antlers to the head of a dead doe and posed for a photograph with the deer was fined $400 and jailed for game violations... Game warden David Gregory said the antlers didn't look or feel right. When you grabbed them, you'd feel movement, he said." Read article... Comments (20) Boy Born Without Butthole Penn Live | Submitted by: ban norace "A little boy in an examination room is diagnosed with an imperforate anus or anal atresia. This means that he was born without a hole in the bottom. Since his bottom doesn't work like other people's, he moves his bowels through a small tube emerging from his belly called a colostomy. This rubber passageway leading directly to his colon was surgically implanted seven years ago when he was an infant." Read article... Comments (42) Marijuana Grow Concealed On Front Porch WWL | Submitted by: Britany's Cousin "The Tangipahoa Sheriff's office reports that a Kentwood man growing his own could have done a slightly better job at concealing his marijuana-growing operation. Narcotic Agents say they didn't have to search very hard, finding nine potted marijuana plants on the home's front steps." Also, the newspaper overdid it with the alliteration. Read article... Comments (21) Inmate Cell-Sharing Arrangement Lasts Only 15 Minutes Oklahoman | Submitted by: furpo "Duran, 23, was beaten and found dead Wednesday night just 15 minutes after being put in a cell at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary with a man he testified against, a state prisons spokesman said... Duran testified against Dalton in exchange for a lesser charge and a 28-year prison term, Smith said." Read article... Comments (35) Upon Death, Michael Jackson Will Plastinate Daily Star | Submitted by: Head Cheese "But he is now preparing to strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body plastinated by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens. Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July." Plastination is quite appropriate, he is after all halfway there. Read article... Comments (25) Escalating Drug War Arms Race Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: sp00k ""One group gets rocket-propelled grenades, the other has to have them. There are even more ominous developments: Authorities reported three thefts of several hundred pounds of blasting material from industrial explosives plants in Durango during a four-day period last month." Read article... Comments (29) Tiny Fish Has Bone Fangs BBC | Submitted by: Swiss Cheese "Dubbed the Dracula fish, the creature is about 17mm (0.7 inches) long and has been found in only one Burmese stream. The researchers, from London's Natural History Museum, believe the fish lost its teeth over evolutionary time, but later evolved the bone fangs." Read article... Comments (13) Spineless Hedgehog Daily Mail | Submitted by: rayzerwolf "He seems quite happy and does all the things a hedgehog should. We're now appealing for someone to come forward with ideas about what has caused his problem, and suggestions for treatment, whether it's homeopathy or some other natural treatment." [Any animal hospital seriously considering homeopathy is run by quacks.] Read article... Comments (819)