Daily Rotten Archives March 18, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 German Sausage Features Human Blood, Courts Martial The Scotsman | Submitted by: ventrman "Two German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage. The two men, based at a fighter squadron base near Munich, were photographed siphoning off their blood to mix with onions, bacon, spices and breadcrumbs according to the recipe of a grandmother of one of them." Read article... Comments (75) Fucking Fatties Daily Mail | Submitted by: ChubbyPubes "Yet, incredibly, X Factor failure Emma Chawner's family from Blackburn are demanding more money -- because they still can't afford their calorie-laden lifestyle. Asked why they don't simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family who are so obese their neighbours call them the telly tubbies insist: ‘We don’t have the time." Read article... Comments (62) Yonkers Gangstas go Native American Style New York Post | Submitted by: reader57-xxxtinct species "Denise Delgado-Brown had just dropped two friends off at the Schervier Nursing Care Center on Independence Avenue in normally peaceful Riverdale shortly after 1:30PM when a black arrow with yellow feathers struck her near her heart, witnesses said... She was going to pull the arrow out, but we told her not to. We said, 'Olga, don't touch the arrow." Read article... Comments (29) Happy Couple Chokehold The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: bungmunch "A Florida man wearing an I heart My Marriage t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge." Read article... Comments (22) Music Publisher Jackasses 0, Family Guy 1 Reuters | Submitted by: anonymous "Creators of the US television show Family Guy did not infringe copyright when they transformed the song "When You Wish Upon a Star" for comical use in an episode, a US judge ruled on Monday... I Need a Jew, featured in one of the animated show's episodes, was a thinly veiled copy of the music from When You Wish Upon a Star coupled with new anti-Semitic lyrics and had done damage to the original." Read article... Comments (25) Ohio Court Can't Pay Paper Bill Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: furpo "Judge Lee McClelland of Morrow County Municipal Court in north-central Ohio says the court has just enough paper to handle hearing notices and other documents for pending cases. McClelland says the court will stop accepting case filings Monday because it cannot afford to reorder more paper." Read article... Comments (12) Bonk: The Hazards of Living In Hobart News Corporation | Submitted by: RudePubes "Raunchy strip club signage is posing a moral and physical danger to Hobart schoolchildren, critics say... I know of one family friend's seven-year-old who walked into the pole outside the club on his way home from school because he and his little mate were ogling the picture of the rude lady, Mr. Mason said." Read article... Comments (10) When Confessing, Make Sure It Really Is Your Deathbed Oklahoman | Submitted by: Alias47 "A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn't die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge." Read article... Comments (24) Berlin Brothel Goes Flat-Rate to Beat Recession Der Spiegel | Submitted by: whatsnew74 "The city's Pussy Club has made headlines in the local press by giving clients unlimited access to all its ladies for €70 [$90], which includes an all-you-can-eat-and-drink offer, in a bid to weather Germany's worst economic slump since World War II." Read article... Comments (18) Organ Harvest Is Early This Year CBS 13 | Submitted by: Licketyslit "In a lawsuit filed last week, Ohio couple Teresa and Michael Jacobs claim doctors hastened their son's death and intentionally killed him in order to harvest the organs of their 18-year old, Gregory, who had suffered a traumatic brain injury.... Gregory Jacobs suffered a snowboarding accident in 2007 and was taken to Hamot Medical Center for treatment." Read article... Comments (19) China's Last Eunuch Drops the Ball Wire Services | Submitted by: PubelessPubes "Only two memories brought tears to Sun Yaoting's eyes in old age -- the day his father cut off his genitals, and the day his family threw away the pickled remains that should have made him a whole man again at death." Read article... Comments (21) Asexuals Aroused The Independent | Submitted by: SexyPubes "The first crush that Tessa Barratt had was on a Transformers toy called Rat Trap. He was my first heart throb, she says. The shelves in her bedroom are lined with models of Transformers. Playing with them now, laughs as she admits, I don’t know how I fell in love with a rat." Read article... Comments (21) Are You In There, Bindi? Daily Mail | Submitted by: anonymous "The 10-foot long olive python with the enormously bulging tummy weighed 35lb. Usually it would weigh about 21lb, meaning that whatever it had swallowed weighed 14lb -- roughly the size of poor little Bindi. There is one more piece of compelling evidence. Since the snake showed up in Ms Buntine's back yard Bindi hasn't been seen." Read article... Comments (14) Bob Dylans Toilet Causes Stink MSNBC | Submitted by: SASKATCHEWAN SASQUATCH Some but not all neighbors of Bob Dylan are complaining about the chemical stench of the artist's port-a-potties. Relatively boring story were it not for the quote by Malibu's mayor, Andy Stern: "I really have not involved myself in Bob Dylan's toilet, and by the way I haven't involved myself in anyone else's toilet in Malibu." Read article... Comments (11) Gambian Witch Hunt News Corporation | Submitted by: PoopyPubes "Hundreds of people have been kidnapped in Gambian witch hunts and taken to detention centres where they were forced to drink hallucinogenic concotions, Amnesty International said... Before turning his ire on alleged witches, the President last year vowed to kill any gays who remained in Gambia." Read article... Comments (24) Prematurely Cremated at the Gas Pump KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "An 18-year-old woman burned to death Tuesday after a chain-reaction crash caused a pickup truck to run into a gas pump at a convenience store in Colorado Springs, triggering an explosion and fire that engulfed her and her minivan." Runs with a series of photographs in the immediate aftermath of the explosion. Read article... Comments (30) Stowaway Bat Hitched Ride On Space Shuttle Space.com | Submitted by: anonymous "[The stowaway bat] did change the direction he was pointing from time to time throughout countdown but ultimately never flew away, states a NASA memo... Infrared imagery shows he was alive and not frozen like many would think... Liftoff imagery analysis confirmed that he held on until at least the vehicle cleared [the] tower before we lost sight of him." Read article... Comments (403)