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Serving Decap for Birthday
AZ Central | Submitted by: Blackie White (Boston Blackie)
"An hour after she finished rehearsal for an upcoming poetry reading, Samantha was dead on the floor of her family's home. She had been stabbed, police say, by her 23-year-old brother. Kerby Revelus then decapitated his 5-year-old sister as her birthday cake from the day before sat on the kitchen table, before turning on his 9-year-old sister, who called police. Responding officers broke down the door and shot him dead. The first one inside had witnessed Bianca's beheading."

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Delicious Rabbit, Live In Concert
The Local | Submitted by: anonymous
"German celebrity chef Sarah Wiener's new television series confronted young viewers with the bloody reality of where their meat comes from by butchering a rabbit before their eyes, daily Hamburger Morgenpost reported on Monday... One witness, 14-year-old Simon said: It was quite disgusting -- the rabbit’s belly was still warm, not to mention seeing its beautiful, cuddly fur pulled off. Guts out, and everything in the trash."

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Really Big Love
Reuters | Submitted by: anonymous
"Fox is developing a dating-competition series that casts average-looking people. The series, titled More to Love, is billed as the first dating show for the rest of us, throwing open its doors to overweight contestants. For six years it's been skinny-minis [who writes this?] and good-looking bachelors, and that's not what the dating world looks like."

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Ashley Biden House Party
Fox News | Submitted by: sp00k
"The New York Post reported that it was shown a 90-second clip of a 42-minute video by a lawyer claiming to represent an anonymous friend of the vice president's daughter. The lawyer, Thomas Dunlap, and another man say the video shows Biden's daughter using [cocaine] at a house party this month in Delaware."

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Mexican Death Cult Protests Shrine Destruction
Fox News | Submitted by: sp00k
"Mexico's Death Saint is not recognized by the Roman Catholic Church, but followers use elements of catholic rites. At shrines, chapels and small churches across the country, tens of thousands of people worship the Death Saint, which is often depicted as a robe-covered skeleton resembling the Grim Reaper. It is particularly popular with drug traffickers."

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Dear Dead Girl, Plz Attend School. Or No Prom.
Manchester Evening News | Submitted by: anonymous
"The parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance. Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom."

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Billing the Taxpayer for Porn PPV
Sun | Submitted by: Mr. Harz
"The Home Secretary claimed £10 of taxpayers’ cash for two pay-per-view adult films. The claim was submitted by hubby Richard Timney as part of her MP's second home allowance. Ms. Smith was already facing a probe into her £116,000 claims for staying at her sister’s South London home -- citing it as her main property."

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Criminal Tries To Mug Police Convention
Penn Live | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine
"Jerome Blanchett took a loaded handgun into the Holiday Inn-Harrisburg East on Friday, passing dozens of unmarked police cars in the parking lot and a sign at the hotel's entrance welcoming 300 officers to the Pennsylvania Narcotic Officers' Association conference, police said. Nevertheless, the 19-year-old Harrisburg man went into the men's room and waited to rob the next person who walked through the door."

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WII Claims Another Victim
Daily Mail | Submitted by: WiiPubes
"A fit and healthy 25-year-old man suddenly collapsed and died in front of his horrified girlfriend and best friend as he played a computer game... Tim Eves was jogging on a Wii Fit games console as Emma Tuck and Lewis Hickin looked on, when he slumped to the floor."

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Sauron Claims Another Victim
Peoria Journal-Star | Submitted by: SpecialK
"The judge shot the argument down despite Dr. Terry Killian's testimony during a motion hearing. Killian said Sargent had told him he would become a character from Lord of the Rings, and tune out the real world... The doctor said the retreat to Middle Earth, the setting for Lord of the Rings, was triggered, in part, by Sargent's sense of abandonment when Hermann left the house to spend time with another man."

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Mystery German Blood Sweating Killing Cows
Der Spiegel | Submitted by: Blackie White (Boston Blackie)
"Meyboom, a farmer from Wesel in the Lower Rhine region of western Germany, has lost seven animals since the first calf bled to death in his barn in October 2007. The last calf died an agonizing death only a few weeks ago. Farmers refer to the victims as blood sweaters" alluding to the way blood seems to seep from the pores in some of the calves."

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Toad Massacre Excites Youths
Wire Services | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray
"To see the look on the faces of the kids as we were handling and weighing the toads and then euthanizing them was just..., Townsville City Councilman Vern Veitch said, breaking off to let out a contented sigh. The children really got into the character of the event." Good times!

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Boston Latin: No Vampires
Boston Globe | Submitted by: anonymous
"Boston Latin School headmaster Lynne Mooney Teta issued a notice to parents and students yesterday quashing rumors of vampires at the school. An odd move for the head of a historic elite preparatory school, but Teta and Boston public school officials declined to elaborate on what triggered the unusual message." Boston Latin was one of the most prestigious high schools in the US, at least before they sent this letter home.

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Smoking Smarties
CBS News | Submitted by: anonymous
"It's a fad growing at schools across the country. Due in large part to its popularity on video sites like YouTube. Smoking Smarties gives children the appearance of a smoker's exhale. The videos posted on YouTube even provide viewers with a how-to." The best is the note to parents: "Due to the potential danger, I have made it clear to our students that possession of Smarties (or similar candy) will result in a Class II offense." 2nd video is some emo kid interview. He has a one-word sentence vocabulary.

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Noose Returned to Grieving Widow
Guardian | Submitted by: dirty des
"A police force has apologised to a widow after officers gave her the rope her husband used to hang himself. Angie Gerrelli found the blood-stained yellow tow rope in a sack of items returned after her estranged 50-year-old partner, John Gilmore, killed himself in a park in Barry, south Wales."

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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: furpo
"Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room." Hasn't aged well in the incredibly short time since the infomercials were made.

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