Daily Rotten Archives April 6, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Death Drives A Pale Semi Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: furpo "The FBI suspects that serial killers working as long-haul truckers are responsible for the slayings of hundreds of prostitutes, hitchhikers and stranded motorists whose bodies have been dumped near highways over the last three decades... The pattern in roadside body dumps and other evidence has prompted many investigators to speculate that the mobility, lack of supervision and access to potential victims that come with the job make it a good cover for someone inclined to kill." Read article... Comments (447) Five Children Too Many For Cuckold CBS 3 | Submitted by: anonymous "James confronted his wife, who was with another man. He wanted her home. She said she wasn't coming back... Within hours, James grabbed a rifle and shot each child multiple times. Four were found in bed. One of the girls died in the bathroom after a violent struggle." Read article... Comments (60) Bullies Serious About That Lunch Money Daily Mail | Submitted by: minarchist "The boy and a nine-year-old playmate were riding their bikes in the spring sunshine when they were confronted by two other youngsters aged just ten and 11. They demanded the pair hand over their mobile phones, money and trainers. When they refused they were tortured with burning cigarettes, cut with a knife 'from head to toe' and then beaten with bricks, according to witnesses." Read article... Comments (37) Chatty Chatterton In Hydrant Bisection Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: FRAUDZILLA "Mays allegedly approached a car and was having a conversation with the driver through the window when the car sped off with Mays still halfway inside... About a block later, the car hit a curb and fire hydrant then flipped over, severing Mays' legs." Read article... Comments (20) Four-Year-Old Goofs Up CPR WJXT-TV 4 Jacksonville | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Black was beneath the van for an unknown period of time before he was found by his 4-year-old daughter... She realized something bad had happened, and she looked and realized her dad was bleeding. So, she went back in the house and got Band-Aids and put the Band-Aids on his face." Read article... Comments (39) Man Served Extra Crispy Times of Malta | Submitted by: Tegi773 "A young man was found dead by his father in an industrial oven in a macabre incident that the police are treating as the first murder of the year... The police confirmed that a lifeless body had been found in an industrial oven and that it was extensively burnt. However, the autopsy held yesterday was inconclusive as to the cause of death. Reports that six nails were shot into the young man's head could not be confirmed." Read article... Comments (19) Roman Holiday: Living On Shit Street BBC | Submitted by: Staffa "Italian police have found more than 100 immigrants, including 24 Afghan children, living in the sewer system beneath railway stations in Rome... Police said the Afghan children appeared to have arrived in the Italian capital as stowaways on board trailer trucks arriving from Turkey and Greece." Read article... Comments (26) Quake Kills 130, Seismologist Denounced Time | Submitted by: anonymous "The researcher had said that a "disastrous" earthquake would strike on March 29, but when it didn't, Guido Bertolaso, head of Italy's Civil Protection Agency, officially denounced Giuliani in court last week for "false alarm." "These imbeciles enjoy spreading false news," Bertolaso was quoted as saying. "Everyone knows that you can't predict earthquakes." Using a method that measures gasses emitted by small tremors, Giuliani, it turns out, was partially right. A much smaller seismic shift struck on the day he said it would, with the truly disastrous one arriving just one week later." Read article... Comments (18) AIDS Dick Cuts Both Ways Toronto Star | Submitted by: inhalien "When he wasn't busy fornicating them to death, Johnson Aziga must have hated women... Dishonest and duplicitous, thinking only of his immediate sexual gratification, the 52-year-old knowingly and intentionally exposed his unsuspecting lovers to the HIV virus right up until the morning of his arrest on Aug. 30, 2003. He cut a wide swath with his penis." Read article... Comments (45) The Worst Movie In The World KMTR | Submitted by: anonymous "Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie Watchmen. About midway through the film some of the moviegoers told the manager they heard a "popping" noise like a gunshot. A 24-year-old man was found in the rear of the auditorium with a gunshot wound to the head." Read article... Comments (29) Cock On A Hot Slate Roof Metro UK | Submitted by: Brewcity Bastige "A teenager decided to give his parents a nice surprise by painting a 60ft-long penis on the new roof of their £1 million house... The new flat roof of Andy and Clare McInnes' house in Hungerford, Berkshire, had recently been completed by builders. Painting the enormous member took Rory only half an hour." Read article... Comments (105)