Daily Rotten Archives April 21, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Anal Glue Plus Diarrhea Equals Death Al Arabiya | Submitted by: dngrdnky The latest punishment for homosexuality in Baghdad, glue the anus shut and induce diarrhea, apparently fatal. Quaint Google-translate on Al Arabiya article: "The [substance] called gum-Amiri, an Iranian lead to gum paste intercommunication so that the skin can not be opened only with a surgery, and post-closure rule is given to facilitating and get diarrhea, drink, and there is no outlet, and this may lead to death, these things were distributed in short clips on mobile phones in the Baghdad." Read article... Comments (81) Twitchy Corpse Provides Bar Humor For Cop CNN Anderson 360 | Submitted by: Avery "In gruesome detail that gathers laughs from several other bar patrons, Cousins describes how, as a patrol officer, he responded to a homicide on March 28th. He explains how he arrived at the scene to find a man shot in the head and says the dead man’s leg was twitching. Cousins says he used his cell phone camera to take a picture of the dead man’s body. He also jokes when the victim’s mother identifies her son." Read article... and This article... Comments (39) Chargoggagoggmanchauggago-ggchaubunagungamaugg Daily Mail | Submitted by: Pbues "Officials in the US have discovered spelling mistakes in signs to a beauty spot with one of the longest names in the world. Boards directing visitors to Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggago-ggchaubunagungamaugg have been misspelled for years. The Indian name, which means The Fishing Place at the Boundaries, The Neutral Meeting Ground has two letters mixed up." Read article... Comments (34) Wiretap: Did Harman Intervene for AIPAC? Congressional Quarterly | Submitted by: anonymous "Rep. Jane Harman, the California Democrat with a longtime involvement in intelligence issues, was overheard on an NSA wiretap telling a suspected Israeli agent that she would lobby the Justice Department reduce espionage-related charges against two officials of the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee, the most powerful pro-Israel organization in Washington." Read article... Comments (35) Police: Burglar Teen Shat Pants Deseret News | Submitted by: Ascott "A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said. It happened about 1AM Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift." Read article... Comments (33) Donkey Saves the Day Scarborough Evening News | Submitted by: Matt Gardner "The donkey charged into the pasture from a neighbouring paddock near Throxenby Mere in Scarborough when it saw the sheep being terrorised. The donkey took on the bull terrier and pinned it to the ground until it let go of the animal's head, said Ann Rogers, 62, of Row Brow Farm, off Lady Edith's Drive, who had also tried to fight off the dog." Read article... Comments (39) Advil Prompts Teengirl Strip Search WTOP | Submitted by: Caligula Student narqs out another (presumably hot) teengirl student for providing Advil to another student. School administration doesn't bother searching her locker or desk, but immediately orders a strip search. Seriously, wouldn't you do the same? Unfortunately no Advil was found. Read article... Comments (35) Wet T-Shirts Ordered For Pornographic Lawn Gnomes Daily Mail | Submitted by: TinyPubes "The gnomes, one male and two female, are just a small part of the front-garden display of 200 novelty statues and figures. The collection has been the talking point with Hunnington villagers, but one nearby neighbour took exception to the display of nudity and complained to the council. An officer from Bromsgrove District Council then called Mrs Smith last week and asked her to clothe the two foot clay creations." Read article... Comments (22) The Royal Wee: Potty FSBO Sun | Submitted by: anonymous "The mum-of-three said her legs turned to jelly before she ushered her VIP guest into the saloon bar and showed her the way to the ladies'. But she warned her that the toilet hadn’t been decorated in a while. She said: “I don’t know why I said it but she didn’t seem to mind. I said June our cleaner had been in and done a good job, though." Read article... Comments (17) Squat Thrusts For Allah London Telegraph | Submitted by: Al-Pubi "Jihadists fighting the Americans and the NATO Crusading Army -- a reference to the international coalition in Afghanistan which includes British forces -- are advised to take long walks to strengthen their legs for carrying weapons and other equipment. In order to build up arm strength, readers are told to do up to 150 press-ups a day and try to walk on their hands." Read article... Comments (30) FBI = Female Body Inspectors WV Metro News | Submitted by: anonymous "[Gary Sutton, Jr.] and Charles Hommema of Buckhannon are accused of directing video cameras into a dressing room at the Middletown Mall in Marion County earlier this month as [underage] high school girls changed into prom dresses. Beck says there was no effort to set up surveillance on the girls." It's unclear if they were police or FBI, but it was an FBI stakeout. Read article... and This article... Comments (20) Southern Miss: A Most Interesting Football Game Broadcast Withdrawn | Submitted by: anonymous Topics in the play-by-play: "Various objects employed to host that certain part of a man's anatomy, including the aforementioned picnic table, a Coke bottle, a stack of towels, Homer Simpson house shoes and holes in the ground... Going back to skinny girls after fat girls... I don't even beat off but once every two months... That Nigger College [their words, not ours]." Read article... and This... and This... Comments (267)