Daily Rotten Archives April 22, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Bomb Squad Detonates Shitbag WLWT 5 Cincinatti | Submitted by: anonymous "Officers said that when they arrived, they could see that something was inside a bag at the scene. They could also tell that it was heavily duct taped... The bomb unit took X-rays of the bag and saw what appeared to be cans or cylinders but could not determine what was inside... Police decided to detonate the bag, after which they found what appeared to be feces in the duct-taped cans." Read article... Comments (64) Bank Robber Foiled, Soiled ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "A man walked into Wachovia Bank and reportedly told the teller he had a gun and ordered her to give him money. The teller gave the man some cash bundles with exploding dye packs in them. The suspect stuffed the money down his pants and ran out of the bank... Police arrested Daniel Duran a short time later, after the dye packs exploded while still down his pants. Duran was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genital area." Read article... Comments (25) Childkicker: I Can Explain Adelaide Now | Submitted by: KickaPube "This was a forceful kick delivered by a strong man against a defenceless toddler and as such was always inherently likely to cause serious injury... The court found that the man lashed out at his three-year-old son, lacerating the boy's liver, due to "unexpected and subliminal forces" arising from his own childhood." Read article... Comments (42) Chinese Cops Batter By The Book London Telegraph | Submitted by: BashoPubes "The book was reportedly designed as a training guide for the Chengguan, a type of police force that is charged with targeting anyone it feels is disrupting the peace, ridding China's cities of illegal street hawkers and unlicensed taxi cabs, and checking permits... Several portions of the book were leaked onto the internet and have caused a furore." Read article... Comments (28) Mummified Cat Found In Wall BBC | Submitted by: anonymous "The builders were just stripping one of the bathrooms upstairs and this little fellow come to light... We had an inkling that there was a cat here, there's been a local myth, a legend, that there's been one buried in the house but of course we had no idea where that was... My first thoughts were that we didn't need it in the house but actually it adds a bit of colour to the village so we're going to put it back." Read article... Comments (41) Vaseline Injection Deranges Balls BBC | Submitted by: danthrax "This was the first case we had seen. It was a very interesting case. The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis. But the girth of the man's penis continued to grow and he was no longer able to achieve an erection... In all cases of such treatment, the skin of the penis either dies or else becomes severely ulcerated." Read article... Comments (52) Frayed Investor Annihilates Family Newsday | Submitted by: Danny, (the tranny) Boy "The FBI has opened an investigation into the financial dealings of a Garden City tax attorney, who police said killed his wife and two daughters by "blunt force trauma and asphyxiation" at a Baltimore area hotel before committing suicide... The FBI investigation comes as the New York State attorney general's office is also reviewing a complaint that Parente was unable to return hundreds of thousands of dollars to one investor." Read article... Comments (17) Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide CNN | Submitted by: Ha Ha "David Kellermann was found dead of an apparent hanging... There were no signs of foul play when officers arrived at the home in Vienna shortly before 5 a.m... "Freddie Mac knows of no connection between David Kellermann's death and the regulatory inquiries that were discussed in our recent SEC filing." Read article... Comments (56) Reckless Mother Gives Good Mugshot Newsday | Submitted by: I Want Her. I Really, Really Want Her. "An Islip Terrace mother was arrested following a crash that injured her 9-year-old daughter, police said... She was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, as well as seventh-degree possession of a controlled substance and endangering the welfare of a child." [With two-handed salute] Read article... Comments (438)