Daily Rotten Archives April 27, 2009 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Naked Wizard With Tiny Penis Tasered Huffington Post | Submitted by: tetheredgoat(se) Dateline Coachella, California. "The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass." To the wizard's credit, it takes a lot of balls to appear in public with a penis of that calibre. Video. Read article... Comments (100) Abysmal Hitler Painting Fetches $15K At Auction CNN | Submitted by: Avery "A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday -- more than six times as much as expected... The watercolors came from a collector who is a regular vendor of ours, said Richard Westwood-Brookes, a historical documents expert at Mullock's. He'd forgotten about them for years. He found them in his garage." Read article... Comments (26) Naperville Is A Giant Pissoir WBBM-TV 2 Chicago | Submitted by: cyran0 "We like people to practice common sense and plan according to their needs," Hoffman said, indicating patrons to downtown bars and restaurants are encouraged to use the washroom before leaving so they do not feel the need to relieve themselves on their way to their car. Read article... Comments (16) Hot: Miss Malnourished Australia 2009 Daily Mail | Submitted by: Monolith "Critics said the 19-year-old was just skin and bone. With her 31-25-35 measurements she seemed to have trouble filling her already skimpy bikini as she paraded before the judges at the Australian finals of the pageant in Sydney... She weighs only 7st 7lb and has a Body Mass Index of 15.1 -- and that, by World Health Organisation standards, means she is malnourished." Read article... Comments (58) Sock On Cock Buffalo News | Submitted by: CannibalDave "A man wearing just a sock led police on a short chase through West Seneca early this morning, before police located his van -- with pornographic photos inside -- and found him hiding nearby... The lieutenant also found [another] occupant in the back seat, wearing only one sock." Read article... Comments (20) New Improved Ecstasy, Now With Meth New York Times | Submitted by: Avery "The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy reports that seizures of Ecstasy at the northern border increased tenfold from 2003 to 2006, with more than half of the contraband tablets containing methamphetamine, a vastly more addicting drug. This matches findings by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police." Read article... Comments (18) Get the Led Out: Mormon Crickets Dislike Plant, Page Wall Street Journal | Submitted by: anonymous "But the crickets don't much fancy Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones, the townspeople figured out three years ago. So next month, Tuscarorans are preparing once again to get out their extension cords, array their stereos in a quarter-circle and tune them to rock station KHIX, full blast, from dawn to dusk." Read article... Comments (17) Chicken Coup: To Save Them, We Have To Eat Them Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Submitted by: anonymous "At least 19 heritage breeds, such as the white Delaware with the mottled neck, the white-egg laying Holland and black mottled Houdan, have been designated as critically threatened, which means there are fewer than 500 left. Dozens of others are in danger of disappearing without a market to sustain them." Read article... Comments (18) Strip Show At Des Moines PD Des Moines Register | Submitted by: screeb "About midway through the implied consent advisory, this officer experienced a first after nine years on the department. The driver began stripping off all of her clothes while I read the implied consent advisory -- one clothing piece at a time. Eventually, she got down to a point where she was completely naked and walking up and down the holding area." Read article... Comments (20) Piss Fight Over Obama Grandmother London Telegraph | Submitted by: SheikhYerPubes "Muslim leaders have claimed that Christians now wished to convert her because of her fame. But one of the pastors involved in the "conversion" later claimed that she was simply invited as a special guest... Tom Obuya, of the SDA, denied the claims. This is not true, she was never to be converted, this newspaper did not report well. she was due to be with us at a ceremony at the end of a three week evangelistic conversion mission, alongside other special guests." Read article... Comments (8) Taliban Executes Pakistani Adulterers On Film London Telegraph | Submitted by: TallyHoPubes "In footage which is being watched with horror by Pakistanis, the couple try to flee when they realise what is about to happen. But a gunman casually shoots the man and then the woman in the back with a burst of gunfire, leaving them bleeding in the dirt... Moments later, when others in the execution party shout out that they are still alive, he returns to coldly finish them with a few more rounds." Read article... Comments (46) Hot Dumpster Sex Interruptus The Province | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III "The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence. The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release." Read article... Comments (25) The Good Torturers of the UAE Royal Family Breitbart | Submitted by: Skorch Brother of the UAE Crown Prince videotaped torturing petty criminal. Read article... Comments (222)