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Survive Doomsday With Geneological Loopback
New York Daily News | Submitted by: The Ratzinger's, semper-fi!
"An award-winning video director was unmasked Thursday as a brutal, bizarre serial breeder who repeatedly raped his daughters to create a "pure" bloodline... "He said the world was going to end, and it was just going to be him and his offspring and that he was chosen."

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Vampire Duct-Taped To Pipe Bomb
Seattle Times | Submitted by: Veggie
"According to police, employees of a Second Avenue mission said the suspect, clad in black and covered in duct tape, had come into the mission "and threatened to blow the place up." He then told staffers "that he was a vampire and wanted to eat people." The man, who also called himself "a space cowboy," showed the pipe-like device taped to his wrist."

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Giant Snails Drunk For Essence
Miami Herald | Submitted by: honkey Infidel
"One witness told investigators that during the ritual, Stewart grabs a snail from the cage, then would "hold it over the devotee, then cuts the snail and pours the raw fluid directly from the still live snail into the mouth of the devotee." Several followers became violently ill, losing weight and developing strange lumps in their bellies, the warrant said. Witnesses told investigators they saw at least 20 snails in his backyard box and several black-spotted eggs."

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Tumor Disfigures Haitian Girl
CNN | Submitted by: larry
"A few years ago, the Haitian teen was forging a new future after doctors removed a massive tumor-like growth that had taken over her face, threatening her life and forcing her into mortified seclusion. She was making her way back into the world and smiling again." [Incredible family photo]

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Jet-Set Whale Sushi Flyby
New York Daily News | Submitted by: The SouthPark Kids***
"The Hump came under fire after allegations surfaced in Tuesday's New York Times that it had served meat from an endangered sei whale, possibly straight from the trunk of a white Mercedes-Benz... The complaint charges Typhoon Restaurant Inc. -- the parent company of the Hump, which sits next to the runway at the Santa Monica Airport -- and Kiyoshiro Yamamoto, the chef, with the illegal sale of a marine mammal product for an unauthorized purpose." [Typhoon also noted for serving cockroaches, ants, other insects]

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Mexico Invades Texas
San Antonio Express-News | Submitted by: Torkulson S. Maroon, 2nd.
"The Zapata County sheriff Thursday was questioning why a Mexican military helicopter was hovering over homes on the Texas side of the Rio Grande. It was one of the more jarring incidents of the fourth week of border tensions sparked by drug killings, and rumors of such killings, in the Mexican state of Tamaulipas... As violence continued Thursday with a highway shootout in Tamaulipas, a Senate subcommittee in Washington heard testimony that drug cartels are trying to infiltrate U.S. agencies along the border, with corruption cases among Homeland Security personnel on the rise."

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East Texas Schools A Nation
New York Times | Submitted by: tonberry
"After three days of turbulent meetings, the Texas Board of Education on Friday approved a social studies curriculum that will put a conservative stamp on history and economics textbooks, stressing the superiority of American capitalism, questioning the Founding Fathers' commitment to a purely secular government and presenting Republican political philosophies in a more positive light." [Raised in a nightmare world where up is down and Thomas Frank writes for the Wall Street Journal!]

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Choking Victim Goaded With Tazer
New York Daily News | Submitted by: anonymous
"Police attempted to handcuff Grande, who had reportedly swallowed a bag of marijuana. When he resisted, police tasered him. Once he was struck by the powerful electrical jolt, Grande yanked the wires from his chest but showed signs of choking... Paramedics later arrived and removed the bag, but it was too late!" [Shock video of struggle!]

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It's How You Tell Them Apart
News Corporation | Submitted by: honkey Infidel
"The incident occurred while the man was at home alone with the boy and his twin brother. The court was told the man drew the curtains and... When he realised the boy wasn't dead," he renewed his attempt to strangle him. "While his other twin son watched, the man then tied a shoelace around the boy's neck before finally panicking and calling police."

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Go Spy On Somebody Else's Children
NBC4I | Submitted by: Mr. Misrell
"Conone is accused of waiting until parents aren't watching, moving in and striking children in the head with a key protruding from his fist... He was arrested Wednesday night after two alleged assaults in a Bethel Road Walmart... Conone apparently does it for the thrill."

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High School Enforces Gender Roles
CNN | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine
"A Mississippi high school faces a lawsuit over its decision to cancel its prom rather than allow a lesbian high school student attend with her girlfriend... At the center of the lawsuit is a memorandum from the school to students, dated February 5, which states that prom dates must be of the opposite sex. Also, when McMillen expressed a desire to wear a tuxedo to the prom, the superintendent told her only male students were allowed to wear tuxes."

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Civil Rights Era Politician Freezes To Death
New York Times | Submitted by: THE MIGHTY SNERT
"Neighbors were chagrined last week when the police here found the body of a 75-year-old woman who had frozen to death, alone in her house, during unexpectedly frigid weather. But they were shocked this week when they learned that the woman, Juanita W. Goggins, had been a civil rights trailblazer who in 1974 became the first black woman elected to the South Carolina legislature."

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The Restless Ghost of James Brown
Daily Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
"James Brown's daughter has claimed the singer's body has gone missing from its crypt... LaRhonda Pettit, 48, alleges the body of Brown, who died in December 2006 aged 73, is being hidden to prevent a full autopsy being carried out."

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Mimes Make Poor Slasher Films
Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: Mendo Green
"Johnson, 37, became "enraged" during an argument, according to a statement from one of the victims. He grabbed the chain saw but could not start the tool... "He then went into the child's room and again tried to start the chain saw, but it would not start. He then swung the chain saw at the 6-year-old child in the bed." Johnson was found later Wednesday in Leesburg at a friend's house "hiding under a bed."

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Do-Over Drive-Over
Stuff NZ | Submitted by: P Ray
"Earthmoving contractor Terry So-and-so was run over yesterday morning when his wife Sandy reversed the vehicle down their long driveway near Opoutama, in northern Hawke's Bay... It appeared Mrs Telford, not realising what had happened, then drove forward, running over her husband again."

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Rail Enthusiast's Magnificent Moustache
BBC | Submitted by: Veggie
"A rail passenger has been found guilty of grabbing and racially abusing a ticket inspector in Hertfordshire... Geoffrey Porter, prosecuting, told the jury Law was "seeking to avoid payment" when he attempted to follow other passengers through a barrier. "I asked him if he had a ticket. He said ah yes, that's a problem..." [Surely such a moustache could only be worn by a racist]

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Greece General Strike Over Debt Measures
Wire Services | Submitted by: Mr. Misrell
"Greek workers staged another general strike on Thursday to protest austerity measures announced as a consequence of the country's debt crisis... More than 10,000 strikers and protesters marched through central Athens, banging drums and chanting slogans such as no sacrifice for plutocracy... Anarchists pelted police with beer bottles, stones and chunks of paving stones torn up from sidewalks. The police responded with several rounds of tear gas, leaving a thick, acrid cloud of smoke that sent passers-by scurrying into side streets, eyes streaming."

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Squeamishness Codified In Georgia Law
CNN | Submitted by: petone9 - ZOMBIE KILLER
"The judge's order came on the same day the Georgia House Governmental Affairs Committee unanimously passed "The Meredith Emerson Memorial Privacy Act," which would prevent gruesome crime scene photos from being publicly released or disseminated, according to Rep. Jill Chambers, the bill's principal sponsor. House Bill 1322 would prevent the release of photographs of the bodies of crime victims that are "nude, bruised, bloodied or in a broken state with open wounds, a state of dismemberment or decapitation."

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Pope In On Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal?
Times of London | Submitted by: whatsnew74
"The Pope was drawn directly into the Roman Catholic sex abuse scandal for the first time tonight as news emerged of his part in a decision to send a paedophile priest for therapy. The priest went on to reoffend and was convicted of child abuse but continues to work as priest in Upper Bavaria."

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Alaskan Teacher Eaten By Wolves
MSNBC | Submitted by: honkey Infidel
"We seen her gloves on the road where she was running," Kalmakoff told the paper. "She didnt get away too far from them; they took her down pretty fast. You could see a blood trail of her body getting drug down the hill."

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