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Growth Removed From Furniture
WTRF | Submitted by: dedbaby/bigtimehomo
"Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years. He was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible. They had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home... Two other able-bodied people lived there -- another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. The girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up."

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Picture Yourself A Toroid
KCCI | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III
"I never thought something would slice right through my vehicle and go directly behind my seat and go right into my lower abdomen and out my front." And yet that is what became of the 11-foot fence post -- impaling him after his pickup slid off the icy highway and into a ditch. "The feeling of it being inside you -- that was extremely, extremely scary."

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Congratulations, Grad
Naples Daily News | Submitted by: Capt. Steuben
"The 17-year-old pistol-whipped her mother in the head and then demanded the mother accompany her to the dealership, forcing her at gunpoint to buy the teen a 2004 black Nissan 305Z... The senior's arrest conflicts with accounts of her success: She was a member of the school's Model UN team, and had been accepted into several Ivy League schools on scholarships."

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Every Parent's Worst Nightmare
Times Live ZA | Submitted by: Danger Mouse
"The burnt and shackled body of a man was discovered by firefighters responding to a blaze on the side of the M5, in Rondebosch East, Cape Town... "There were burning tyres around the body, and a chain was tied around the right hand and right leg."

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Grown Triplet Drowned In Bleach
New Zealand Herald | Submitted by: P Ray
"Her younger sister Lisa Whittle said the death of one of the triplets had been "like a daisy chain being picked"... Ms Whittle said that when she arrived at the house the blinds were drawn, the key was in the door and there was a strong smell of cleaning fluid. She walked down the hallway and saw her sister's body."

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Second Great Satanist Awakening Going Strong
Telegraph | Submitted by: ditchley
"Exorcism is the subject of a six-day conference being held this week at the Regina Apostolorum Pontifical University in Rome, which is under the Vatican's authority... The conference in Rome has brought together more than 60 Catholic clergy as well as doctors, psychologists, psychiatrists, teachers and youth workers to discuss how to combat the dangers of Devil-worship."

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Extra Nutrients With Your Communion Wafer
New York Daily News | Submitted by: Modeiki Mooselips (17th. prophet of the men's room)
"Cops discovered the body of a missing woman hidden in the septic system of an Ohio church."

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Smeared Shit For Everybody
New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life
"A Staten Island man angry at his pregnant ex-girlfriend smeared excrement on her apartment door and set it on fire... Once arrested, Harrison relieved himself inside a cell at the 120th Precinct stationhouse and decorated the walls there with his excrement, forcing police to take him to Bellevue Hospital for a psychiatric observation."

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C-c-can't get it up
New Zealand Herald | Submitted by: P Ray
Car won't start: "Who wouldn't laugh at two men sitting in a little car and making their missus or a woman push them?" Car starts: "I heard the car change gear and accelerate for me. I know my face hit the windscreen. I could hear the bonnet buckle underneath me."

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Is That An Étoufée In Your Pocket or ...?
AZ Central | Submitted by: Jaybegood
"A central Pennsylvania man faces robbery and assault charges after he allegedly stuffed a bag of frozen shrimp down his pants and attacked a grocery store security guard."

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Dance The Manta Ray
CNN | Submitted by: The Grim Meeper
"These eagle rays, they were flying through the air. These giant things go out of the water and slam back down... When the ray jumped again, Hausch said she was readying her camera. "Next thing I know, it hit me square in the chest. I fell backwards and fell down," she said. Klein said the ray kept "slamming and slamming on top of her, trying to swim away."

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Pirate Prisons, the Next Growth Industry
The National AE | Submitted by: azdollarbill
"Despite the rising scourge of piracy, most of it carried out by Somalis, governments around the world have been reluctant to prosecute piracy cases out of an unwillingness to assume the burden of housing prisoners for lengthy jail terms. The new prison here and others like it are intended to ease that strain... To encourage humane prison practices in a region where squalid jails are the rule, more than 200 prison staff totally received several weeks' training from foreign experts."

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Probing the Heslington Brain
Press TV IR | Submitted by: furpo
"Experts say the 2,500-year-old Heslington remains were buried immediately after death in wet environments where lack of oxygen prevented the brain tissue from putrefying.... The skull, which belonged to a man between 26 and 45 years old, was found along with a jaw and two neck vertebrae, which showed that the man had been hanged and then decapitation."

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Surgeon Explores Ludovico Technique
CBS NY | Submitted by: Fescue
"A jury has started deliberating the case of a woman who says she can't close her eyes, even when she sleeps. She's blaming an eyelid plastic surgery gone badly... The surgeon's attorney told the jury that Leisz was warned of the risks and that she never complained after the 2005 eyelid surgery called a blepharoplasty."

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Naked Apiarist vs Farting Mongoose
BBC | Submitted by: ParpyPubes
"When the hives were initially started, the honey harvesters had to brave the angry bees without any protective clothing. "They used to go there very early in the morning, naked. The bees at that time cannot see the harvester properly but they still sting his hands when going for the honey." ... They say that the mongooses raid the beehives at night and eat all the honey. "The mongooses are very clever animals. They normally climb up the trees where the beehives are. Once up there, they break wind -- forcing the bees to flee from the foul smell and then they knock down the beehive and eat the honey."

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