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May 25, 2011
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Trucker Surprised He's Inflatable
Stuff NZ | Submitted by: bukster
"His foot slipped and, as he fell, he broke the hose off a brass nipple connected to the compressed air reservoir powering the truck's brakes. He fell hard on to the nipple, which pierced the flesh of his left buttock. The air, compressed to 100 pounds per square inch, began rushing into his body and he started screaming... "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot... I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon." As he later recovered, his skin felt "like a pork roast" -- crackling on the outside but soft underneath."

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Bitcoin Mine Isomorphic To Weed Farm
Computer World | Submitted by: cyran0
"One of the issues, other than if governments will try to outlaw bitcoin, is the high amount of electricity needed to create a single bitcoin. It might cost more to generate a bitcoin than the actual value a bitcoin is currently traded at... The Canadian town of Mission, BC has a bylaw that allows the town's Public Safety Inspection Team to search people's homes for grow ops if they are using more than 93 kWh of electricity per day." There have allegedly been reports floating in IRC of two different cases of police showing up at a bitcoin miner's residence with a search warrant."

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Moron Slashes Straggler
South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: Honkey infidel
"He allegedly stabbed a woman, slit his own throat then ran around talking about the Rapture... They had apparently been out on a date with earlier that night, and went home to smoke weed, when he started acting "crazy". Thomas walked into his apartment, grabbed a knife, slit his throat, walked around, looked at his date and stabbed her multiple times."

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Ball and Chain and Hood Ornament
San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: lord redpubes
"Mr. Carroll has received five years for the attempted murder charge, concerning the incident last February... To prevent him from driving away, his wife stood in front of the family minivan. He did not stop, and she ended up on the hood of the car... On the stand, his wife "defiantly scolded him for turning up the music to drown out her screams and dancing in his seat" during the ride."

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One Lie Washes Another
New York Post | Submitted by: tomsgirl
"He drove his wife from Ontario to Chicago last week with a promise that they would see the taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show finale. But just before showtime, Spearing -- bleeding from the forehead and his hands badly scraped -- filed a report with cops claiming he had been mugged and the tickets stolen... The wounds turned out to be self-inflicted; the mugging was invented to cover for the fact that he never had the tickets to begin with."

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Spittin' That Shit
Durango Herald | Submitted by: Winston Tastesgood III
"Before taking the breathalyzer, Kausalik asked to use the restroom. The officer twice found him asleep in the bathroom and told him he needed to take the test or choose a refusal... Kausalik eventually exited the bathroom. Standing about 4 feet away, Kausalik looked up, took a deep breath and “violently spit” his own feces at the officer."

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Mom Was Almost Blown Away
Treasure Coast Newspapers | Submitted by: Honkey infidel
"His family knew of his history of making homemade explosive compounds; his mother made him move out of her house three months ago... Mom was attempting to clean out the shed on Sunday when there was a big flash and smoke... In the shed at the time of the explosion was about 2 ounces of the homemade explosive acetone peroxide."

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You're Getting Sleepy
Jacksonville First Coast News | Submitted by: Honkey infidel
"Some students say Principal Kenney has been hypnotizing students for a couple of years, either in a classroom group setting or individually one-on-one. Kenney reportedly had permission from Wesley's parents to use hypnosis on their son, who committed suicide regardless."

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Phlebotophage Sets Record Straight
TVNZ | Submitted by: gadunz
"Every time I've been in paper, it always mentions the word vampire, and it pisses me off," he said. "Cos I'm not a vampire." Brooks admitted to drinking blood on the night of the attack, but said it was his own. He said he cut his arm with a key after the assault and drank the blood."

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The Patron Saint of Syphilis
Belfast Telegraph | Submitted by: SpottyPubes
"A decapitated head, said to be that of St Vitalis of Assisi, the patron saint of genital diseases, will be sold at an auction in Co Meath next Sunday... For many years the ornate case with the skull housed inside it behind glass, had pride of place in the entrance hall of the current owner's home but when children arrived was stored in an old outhouse for many years."

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Bulgarian Acupuncture
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: merrillvillain
"The victim saw an advertisement for the fake doctor’s medical services in a Bulgarian newspaper... During treatment, the suspect put toothpicks in the patient’s chest, possibly as an acupuncture treatment, and gave him expired pills labeled “Prosperous Farmer Dietary Supplements."

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Prince Philip Is God
London Telegraph | Submitted by: lord redpubes
"The people of Yaohnanen on the island of Tanna believe a man descended from one of their spirit ancestors will return next month to live among them. While he was away he lived in a vast palace, but when he comes home he will sleep in a hut and hunt wild pigs with his tribe... The man they are waiting for is the Duke of Edinburgh and they claim he promised them more than 30 years ago that he would return on June 10, his 89th birthday, to Tanna."

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The Monk, His Mom, and the Geezer
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: FRAUDZILLA
"Bangser, a "Russian monk" in training, said they were upset with their 74-year-old husband and father while they were changing his diaper, so they beat him and bound him to the bed with duct tape."

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Two Down, Six To Go
The Province | Submitted by: ponty likes the ladyboys
"The mystery of two severed feet that washed ashore on British Columbia islands in 2008 has been solved... The B.C. Coroners Service on Tuesday said the feet -- each found in a Size 11 Nike running shoe -- belonged to a 21-year-old Surrey resident who was reported missing in January 2004."

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Questionable Domain Seizures Resumed
TorrentFreak | Submitted by: anonymous
"US authorities have resumed "Operation In Our Sites" and have seized several domain names associated with copyright infringement or counterfeit related crimes. Among the new targets are two sites that linked to copyrighted films hosted on third party streaming sites, bringing the total number of domains seized to 128."

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Paralegal Considered Overqualified
Jezebel | Submitted by: merrillvillain
"Defendant's counsel is anecdotally familiar with the tactics and theatrics of Plaintiff's counsel... Such behavior includes having a large breasted woman sit next to him at counsel's table during the course of the trial. There is no evidence whatsoever that this woman has any legal training whatsoever."

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Party Time!
Stuff NZ | Submitted by: kiwidude
"The court was told the girl's remains were found in a swampy field on December 11, wrapped in a Winnie The Pooh blanket, stuffed in garbage bags and with love heart patterned duct tape covering the nose and mouth area of the skull... In the 31 days before Caylee was reported missing Anthony went to several nightclubs and got two tattoos. Friends photographed her the week after her daughter's disappearance participating in a "hot body contest" at a nightclub."

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